"The grieving process over losing a loved one is my first exhibit. While in the process of grieving, I was also in charge of the arrangements. I also wrote the obituary. However, because I was afraid vigilantes would disrespect my loved one's memory or use the info to attack my living loved ones, I completely omitted myself from the obituary. That was also the week one of those local mug shot newspapers decided to feature me, and one of my neighbors were quick to mention it to my now ex-fiancee."
Uh, local mugshot newspapers? Like Hardtimes? Was he arrested again? I don't think they can just feature snaps at random. Its illegal. I call "foul" on what he wrote.