When I go, I'm having a closed casket. I don't want anyone's last memory of me to be laying in a box wearing bad makeup. Closed box with a picture on top.
Next to the casket will be a keg of Guinness and everyone who passes by will be free to have some. That way I can buy all my friends and family one last pint before I go. My wife hates that idea, so I'm going to have to put it in the will somehow.