Why I remember when I use to raise oxymorons.There I was surveying the heard of oxymorons i had inherited from my uncle Elree.Your see Uncle Elree was an oxymoron rancher from way back.In fact he brought in the first heard of OM`s to colbert county.Well that`s besides the point.There I was trying to free a couple of allegories from a run on sentence.Well little did i know that just over on the south 40 was a heard of exagerations stampeding our way!What could i do?I couldn`t let these little allegories suffer the horrible fate that they were in.But I couldn`t risk the rest of the heard to the stampeding exagerations!So I mounted my stylistic device and headed for the rampaging beasts.When I topped the hill there they were barreling toward me!I pulled out my hyperbole and took out the leader of the....Wait a minute another message from the Dark One...Yes..Yes...Wok-N-Roll is a nice place to eat.....Sweet and Sour soup...She had chicken and lo mein....Well the wild indians were in rare form......I`m surprised there wasn`t a smoking crater when we left....Wait what was i talking about?