Dear Mr. Elb,
My daddy blue has told me that every time you come over and visit my step mother I will get another present or we will do something together.
We have done a lot of things together in the last few days. He's taught me to "roll one", "pop a top" and he's introduced me to his friend Slim. (He's REALLLY smart) But the fun part was meeting Slim's dog "spot". Of course, I have to watch daddy and spot they get into trouble together. We are doing things together that he and his dad never did.
You see, my grandfather never really liked my real mother. He kept telling my daddy "She's all boobs son" and that really upset my daddy. But she's not a boob. She'e really very smart.
For instance, when there is a mouse in her bedroom she knows that all she has to do is call daddy and he will come over and take care of it for her.
You see, I can't ever find the mouse. But daddy can. He's smart too. I know this because when he comes over and he and mommy go into her bedroom the mouse will start squeaking. Some nights it seems as if there are a million of them in there and daddy must have a difficult time catching them because the squeaking goes on for hours.
So please Mr. Elb don't ever stop visiting my step mother.
Thank You!
P. S. Tomorrow we are going to someplace called "hooters". I think it's an owl sanctuary. I really like owls!