Some usual suspects:
1. Unob--he claims total innocence.
2. Deep - it may be a slow day at Madam Ruby's in Pasadena
3. Jimi - maybe he's going for the Cab Calloway look and got his hair gel on too tight. (I doubt it's Jimi; humor in Russellville consists of blowing up outhouses.)
The Semi-usual suspects:
1. Ubu-Woobu - He's an outside chance, but if so, the Kitten Fairy will not only be visiting him, she will make sure the little darlings wear orange and blue ribbons.
2. Cage - If he'd concoct Rum Mama, he wouldn't hesitate to do a Muslim.
3. TBG - He does so much better relating his harrowing experiences with hench broads.
Outside chances:
1. Michael Rennie - He's taken up residence at Sweetwater and feels lonely with only a werewolf and Bigfoot to talk to.
2. Omar Shariff - He hasn't had a decent acting job in this Century.
3. The entire UNA student body - Classes may have just started back, but they're bored already.
Just a passing thought...Does anyone really know what Klaatu Barada Nikto really means?
I am aghast! You uncouth twiddle! Cages talent is so , that were he to "do" a Muslim, it would be with the correct accent!
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