Crashton just hates life and wishes everyone was miserable like he is.
On the contrary... I LOVE life and generally walk around with a smile on my face. I'm a hard core 'foodie' and I love to travel and meet new friends. What on earth would make you think I was 'miserable'? I have a wonderful significant other and she's an amazing human being. I think I live a pretty easy life and surely do enjoy it. Sounds like you have a problem with projecting your feelings onto your perceived enemy. You and Jack should get together for some group therapy.