Yo Estoy,
When I was in college I had a fraternity brother who was dating a girl named Edith. My frat bro was really into going canoeing on weekends. He had one of those one-man style canoes. His girlfriend complained to me incessantly about him not spending enough time with her on weekends.
I remember telling him one day that...he was not going to be able to have his kayak and Edith too.