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Scene: The sub-basement of the RNC. Rats have come out of their holes and moaning in unison.

Head Rat:

“Boys, we’re gonna git our asses handed to us in November with this Donald Trump. We gotta have to come up with something, anything, to rally our party.

"It’s time to throw the NRA under the GOP bus ….NOW WAIT A MINNIT….Hear me out. And come out with some kinda gun legislation that will cause the Dems to crumble. Bring ‘em down. We need to OWN the assault rifle/terrorist thing, and create the biggest anti-gun legislation EVER!!!  Let’s git her done! Cause IF WE DON’T, WE’RE HISTORY!"

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