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Hi my forum friends. Our friend "team" asks, 


Is there any way we can somehow make this topic about Chick-fil-A? We've got a streak to maintain here, people.


Team, I am so glad you asked this question. It gives me a chance to share the story of the time I was walking down by the river, foolishly alone. I heard the gravel crunch behind me, turned and looked, and there was a giant chicken racing towards me. Well, I was terrified, but asked myself "what would peter griffin" do, so I stood my ground and got ready for a fight. But guess what-the chicken ran right past me squawking, "run, dan cathy is coming"!!! I am so glad I stood my ground. Had I run I could have twisted my ankle, I was wearing six inch heels, been pecked mercilessly, or broken a fingernail. Yes my friend, it was truly a sight to behold. I know that some of you won't believe giant chickens exist, but all you have to do is ask me and peter griffin. So, thanks for the memory.


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