Dear Ms. Western,
Sorry it has taken me so long to respond to you, but Daddy, Mr. Slim, Spot and I went to the owl sanctuary this morning. Funny thing is we never got to see the real owls. We never got past the tour guides. Mr. Slim and Spot starting chasing them around and they had long fingernails and I got tore up real bad. Daddy said to tell Mommy that the owls scratched me. He didn't want to get the tour guides in trouble. He said the poor girls just barely made enough money to buy clothes. I guess that's true because all they could afford to buy were shorts and tee-shirts and it's February right now, poor girls. But I did see Daddy slipping one of the tour guides some money. He's a good person trying to help her buy clothes and all.
Anyway, I showed your message to Mommy and she said to tell you that the brians is where daddy keeps his brains so both ways are right depending on how you look at it. I still don't understand, but I'm a little slow you know.
Mommy said that I should ask you for your phone number that you could help me with that and my acne problem. Are you a "Proactive" sales person? Jessica Simpson says that "Proactive" is the best medicine for acne. Mommy always laughs real loud when she hears that, but she said you would explain that to me also.
I got to go now. The police are here at my step mothers. Some guy driving a big truck ran over daddys Ranger and destroyed my new amp. Daddy said not to worry that Granddaddy would be buying me a new amp so it would be okay.
Okay BYE!!!!!