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UW, I can't imagine why the tour guides would have been running, undoubtedly Slim was chasing them only to make sure they had his credit card information so they could keep those long finger nails properly manicured. You see, if they are shaped just the right way you won't get "tore up real bad" but will just "tingle all over."

The guy driving the big truck probably ran over your daddy's Ranger and destroyed your amp because he was mad at your daddy for affording those tour guides to cover up.

You work real hard now at figuring out the exact location to keep "your" brains and don't follow in daddy's footsteps. It seems that keeping them in the brians hasn't worked out so well for daddy because they got sucked out a long, long time ago and she took all his special treats too. Now that his brains are gone, he can't even hold on to his underware. You're a little young to understand right now but, one day, when you're a big boy,and depending on whether or not you figure it out, you too might have a wife sitting on boxes and boxes and boxes of cash. Literally. Maybe daddy can explain that one to you.

If I were to share the secret to no acne with you it would put them "Proactive" people right out of business. Since you have such an open relationship with mommy, have her explain it to you, then you can laugh right along with mommy at all them silly people spending all that money on that "proactive" medicine.

Respectfully,

WesternOne

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