Dear Ms. Western,
I showed your post to mommy and ask her to help me with the big words you used. I'm a little slow you know.
She said you must know my granddaddy he uses big words too. Did he teach you the secret to acne? He's REALLY smart too. I would ask him but he really doesn't like me or cats or birds and most times my daddy.
She told me that she could not explain the acne secret to me and that it really must be experienced (mommy had to spell that word for me). After she pointed out that part of your message about "tingle all over", she said "that girl knows her stuff son. Get her number and she'll teach you the acne secret".
Can you, pretty please? I really want to be smart like my daddy and granddaddy.
But one word I really was having a problem with was "underware". I asked mommy if that was like tupperware. All she would say was "after she teaches you the acne secret maybe she can host a underware party for your daddy" If you do, can I come to the party? I like parties!
I asked mommy about daddy getting his brains sucked out, but she not to worry he had plenty more where that came from. So I'm not going to worry about that right now.
Okie Dokey, I gotta go now!
BYE
P. S. You never told me if you like owls. Do you not like owls? I think owls are cool because they have BIG eyes!