UW, I'm so sorry to cause such confusion to your young, litle mind. Yes, it's true, underware is a much tougher, coated form of clothing in which to keep your brians. Underwear, on the otherhand is a perfectly safe place for the male brain. Your granddaddy probably already knows that because he's so smart and has such an eloquent way of letting everybody know. He must be the most favorite granddaddy ever! He's tough as nails too because all the grief your daddy gives him doesn't seem to bother him a bit. Your daddy however, now that's one smart fellow. He's already taught you how to share, he spends quality time with you, goes out of his way to show you how to clothe poor tour guides, spends lavishly on his wonderful son and seems to have a great desire to choose wisely the friends you learn from. It's special to learn about the orphans at such a young age.
Your mommy is correct about the acne secret needing to be "experienced." The only problem is that I don't have acne so that would be a wasted experience for you -- wouldn't help that acne riddled little face one bit. Maybe one of granddady's friends could help you out.
Talk to you soon.
WesternOne