Q: Why did the Times Daily cut out the Religious Section?
A: Because they had big scissors!
Q: Why did the Times Daily cut out the Religious Section?
A: Because the needed more advertising space.
Q: Why did the Times Daily cut out the Religious Section?
A: Because they hate religion.
Q: Why did the Times Daily cut out the Religious Section?
A: Because the could.
Q: Why did the Times Daily cut out the Religious Section?
A: Because they're a bunch of atheists.
Q: Why did the Times Daily cut out the Religious Section?
A: Because the front page was first.