From the London Telegraph. And, if anyone thought US tourists were dumb -- the Brits win the booby prize, hands down.
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Just when I thought I had heard it all?
I gotta know - were these two together??
A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".
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"Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."
A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".
and
"Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."
Oh wait, they should have switched places with this couple:
"My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."
"My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."