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With the Department of Justice's Special Counsel report calling President Biden's mental competency into question, there is renewed speculation that Democrats may seek to replace Biden on the ballot in the upcoming presidential election. But who would they pick on such short notice?

The Babylon Bee has exclusively obtained the following list of potential replacement candidates:

  1. Taylor Swift: Though many saw it coming, years of meticulous Deep State planning is finally coming to fruition.
  2. President Xi: He's been running the country behind the scenes for years, so he might as well make it official.
  3. Claudine Gay: Just imagine all of the amazing State of the Union speeches throughout history that we'd get to hear again.
  4. Chris Pratt: He's already appearing in every other role. Why not president?
  5. One of Biden's many body doubles: It would be a seamless transition.
  6. Daniel Day-Lewis: The only man more qualified than Joe Biden to pretend to be a president.
  7. Harry Truman: Just like Joe Biden, he has presidential experience and he passed away years ago.
  8. A life-sized wax sculpture of Joe Biden: No one would know the difference.


Desperation met stupidity on the corner of bad luck and despair, and the democratic party was born.

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Why not make it 10  -  What about Greta Thunberg although not American Born or other Constitutional requirements some have been rumored to have served as President without actually meeting those completely.

Then I'm surprised you left out Dylan Mulvaney he (yes he) had so much influence and effect on Bud Light that you'd think how much more he could do with America.  Maybe an advertising campaign for America?

Oh but that crazy ole Constitutional requirements for President like needing to be 35 years old, a natural born citizen of the United States and a Resident of the United States for at least the last 14 years.  At least he has two of the three taken care of.

Then again why would Dylan Mulvaney even care to be President and take such a pay cut.  It's speculated that his net worth from his TikTok influencing and other social media activity runs around 7 Million Dollars of which there is an estimated annual salary of 2 million dollars. Dylans Net Worth.  

@gbrk posted:

Why not make it 10  -  What about Greta Thunberg although not American Born or other Constitutional requirements some have been rumored to have served as President without actually meeting those completely.

Then I'm surprised you left out Dylan Mulvaney he (yes he) had so much influence and effect on Bud Light that you'd think how much more he could do with America.  Maybe an advertising campaign for America?

Oh but that crazy ole Constitutional requirements for President like needing to be 35 years old, a natural born citizen of the United States and a Resident of the United States for at least the last 14 years.  At least he has two of the three taken care of.

Then again why would Dylan Mulvaney even care to be President and take such a pay cut.  It's speculated that his net worth from his TikTok influencing and other social media activity runs around 7 Million Dollars of which there is an estimated annual salary of 2 million dollars. Dylans Net Worth.  

Greta is on this list that I posted on another thread.

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