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Kings 2:23-24

23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
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Originally posted by Jennifer:
There are so many, but this little jewel caught my eye.

Kings 2:23-24

23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.


That one should come with it's own secret decoder ring. 0______o
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That one should come with it's own secret decoder ring. 0______o




23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.
The verse before it (Ezekiel 23:19) isn't much better.

by jzoetewey

Here they are:

(19)Yet she increased her whorings, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the ***** in the land of Egypt (20)and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallions.


It is part of a larger allegory and makes the point that the nations of Israel and Judah had fallen away from God.

I discovered this verse in seminary while working on translating another passage. The word phallus caught my eye. "Huh," I thought. "I don't remember that being in the Bible."

And thus this node.

I think about this passage every time I hear about parents attempting to censor the books in libraries. In fact, I'm told that this passage is so dirty that it was kept out of the King James Version (or at least strongly modified). Amusingly, these same parents will probably happily read the Bible to their children.

I'm guessing, however, that they don't read Ezekiel 23:20 very often. Personally, I've always wished I could preach a sermon on it. That's probably part of the reason I'm not a minister.
Hey y'all,

I really love it when the atheists will spend so much time trying to find fault with God and the Bible -- yet, none of them have explained how one small object, small enough to hold in my hand -- could explode and create the trillions of huge stars and planet in the universe. Now, that is one I could never understand -- the Big Bang!

None of our atheist Friends have even tried to explain this; yet, they will try to pin God into a corner over a few verses in the Bible.

Oh, well, they always say, "A good offense -- is the best DEFENSE." And, since the atheist cannot answer this question; they continue struggling to find a good defense. And, in doing so -- they have truly become "offensive."

God bless, y'all have a nice day, ya heah?

Bill

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i hope none of you lit a fire this past sunday!

Exodus 35:1-3 "Moses assembled the whole Israelite community and said to them, "These are the things the LORD has commanded you to do: For six days, work is to be done, but the seventh day shall be your holy day, a Sabbath of rest to the LORD. Whoever does any work on it must be put to death. Do not light a fire in any of your dwellings on the Sabbath day."
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I really love it when the atheists will spend so much time trying to find fault with God

It doesn't take a lot of time bill. You keep forgetting that most of us were "raised in church" and read the bible. We saw/heard these passages and they didn't make sense then and they still don't make sense. There are tons of bizarre things like these in the bible along with all the contradictions. I notice you didn't post a quote or passage. That's because you pretend that stuff isn't in the bible. Well bill it's there. And that is one reason some people question others that read that stuff and still want to cling to that book. You question people that talk about a "big bang" but sit with a straight face and say a god created the heavens and the earth. A god that came from nowhere because he was always here. He was so powerful he could create all this wonderful stuff but he made only one man out of DIRT and then made one woman out of that man's rib. Must have been one hellofa big rib. Then those TWO were supposed to populate the wonderful world he'd made? Come on bill.
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I really love it when the atheists will spend so much time trying to find fault with God

It doesn't take a lot of time bill. You keep forgetting that most of us were "raised in church" and read the bible. We saw/heard these passages and they didn't make sense then and they still don't make sense. There are tons of bizarre things like these in the bible along with all the contradictions. I notice you didn't post a quote or passage. That's because you pretend that stuff isn't in the bible. Well bill it's there. And that is one reason some people question others that read that stuff and still want to cling to that book. You question people that talk about a "big bang" but sit with a straight face and say a god created the heavens and the earth. A god that came from nowhere because he was always here. He was so powerful he could create all this wonderful stuff but he made only one man out of DIRT and then made one woman out of that man's rib. Must have been one hellofa big rib. Then those TWO were supposed to populate the wonderful world he'd made? Come on bill.

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jen,.. I wish God gave you a half a brain. You stand there with green snot on
your face, pizz running down your leg and telling everybody whats wrong with
them. Telling everyone what they should think. Sitting on your thumb
with a straight face.

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jen,.. I wish God gave you a half a brain. You stand there with green snot on
your face, pizz running down your leg and telling everybody whats wrong with
them. Telling everyone what they should think. Sitting on your thumb
with a straight face.

That belief you have in that imaginary god isn't working out for you is it Invictus? You just might be the most hate-filled POS I've ever seen that claims to be a christian. Why are you even posting on this thread? Having doubts? Could you be a "closet atheist"? If my posts bother you so much, and you're to stupid to do it yourself, have someone show you how to put me on ignore. I don't tell anyone what they should think, I tell them what I think.
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Just for old Invictus:

Ezekiel 4:12
And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.

Isaiah 36:12
Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
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Figured you like this you old perv, since you like talking about "pizz".
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Originally posted by Jennifer:
Just for old Invictus:

Ezekiel 4:12
And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.

Isaiah 36:12
Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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LOL...You wish, look, why don't you go wash the blood out of your whiskers
and the **** off your feet, git your bible (you hate so much) and
laugh your azz off.


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Originally posted by buffalo:
jen is definatly a man.

Hi Buffalo,

One thing we know for sure; Jennifer is only one of possibly MANY posting names for our atheist Friend who calls himself/herself Jennifer.

How do I know this? Well, Jennifer, et al, shows that he/she registered on 17 February 2010 -- and is already a Hall Of Famer? Come on! Even Jennifer, with all his/her yelling -- doesn't post that much!

So, Jennifer, tell us all the posting names you have used for the past few years.

Has anyone else noticed that it is only the atheists, New Agers, and Mormons, i.e., non-believers -- who feel a need to have multiple posting names? Does this have anything to do with deceit -- or is it possibly that their argument for their religion is not strong enough to be supported by only one name?

Think about it.

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

Bill

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LOL...You wish, look, why don't you go wash the blood out of your whiskers
and the **** off your feet, git your bible (you hate so much) and
laugh your azz off.

Unlike your wife, I don't have whiskers, and can't even guess what the blood and feet references are supposed to mean. I don't have a bible in my house you old fart, and if I feel the need to laugh my "azz" off I'll re-read your insane posts.
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Originally posted by INVICTUS:
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Originally posted by Jennifer:
Just for old Invictus:

Ezekiel 4:12
And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.

Isaiah 36:12
Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

LOL...You wish, look, why don't you go wash the blood out of your whiskers and the **** off your feet, git your bible (you hate so much) and
laugh your azz off.

Hi Vic,

I just love it when you speak "Christian!" Your writings are such good examples of Christian and Biblical teachings.

Pardon me while I take a moment to laugh.

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

Bill

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Originally posted by Bill Gray:
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Originally posted by buffalo:
jen is definatly a man.

Hi Buffalo,

One thing we know for sure; Jennifer is only one of possibly MANY posting names for our atheist Friend who calls himself/herself Jennifer.

How do I know this? Well, Jennifer, et al, shows that he/she registered on 17 February 2010 -- and is already a Hall Of Famer? Come on! Even Jennifer, with all his/her yelling -- doesn't post that much!

So, Jennifer, tell us all the posting names you have used for the past few years.

Has anyone else noticed that it is only the atheists, New Agers, and Mormons, i.e., non-believers -- who feel a need to have multiple posting names? Does this have anything to do with deceit -- or is it possibly that their argument for their religion is not strong enough to be supported by only one name?

Think about it.

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

Bill


HAHAHAHAHAHA

You do realize you are addressing this to someone who has changed his identity more than a few times right?

As for Jennifer being a hall of famer if you would use your great powers of investigation and dig a little deeper I think you will find that she has steadily earned those numbers.

I did a quick check and she has 93 pages of post since April alone.

You kill me with all these crazy conspiracy theories you come up with. Every new atheist to this forum is either Fish, or DF. I know you just can't accept that there are way more of us than you would want to believe, but it is true. I have met many of the atheist members personally and whether you believe me or not, they are individual people. I live here....I have that advantage and great privilege. Smiler
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Originally posted by Bill Gray:
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Originally posted by INVICTUS:
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Originally posted by Jennifer:
Just for old Invictus:

Ezekiel 4:12
And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.

Isaiah 36:12
Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

LOL...You wish, look, why don't you go wash the blood out of your whiskers and the **** off your feet, git your bible (you hate so much) and
laugh your azz off.

Hi Vic,

I just love it when you speak "Christian!" Your writings are such good examples of Christian and Biblical teachings.

Pardon me while I take a moment to laugh.

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

Bill


You have had a very strong effect on many of the christians here on the forum. Inv. just learned faster than some of the others. You should be proud. This is the example you have set.
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Originally posted by Jankinonya:
I know you just can't accept that there are way more of us than you would want to believe, but it is true. I have met many of the atheist members personally and whether you believe me or not, they are individual people. I live here....I have that advantage and great privilege.

Aw, come on, Jan,

Admit it! There are only two atheists in the whole South -- and they hold hands and wear multiple hats! Be honest with us!

Y'all come back now, ya heah?

Bill

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Originally posted by Jankinonya:
You have had a very strong effect on many of the christians here on the forum. Inv. just learned faster than some of the others. You should be proud. This is the example you have set.

Naw, Jan,

I am afraid I cannot take credit for Vic's education. Do you think he learned it is Catechism?

Heck, even before I was a Christian -- I did not write with the toilet mouth Vic presents to the world. Makes one wonder where he learned this.

You see, even though I attended the Roman Catholic church for about 20 years; I never had a chance to attend any of their educational institutions.

Come on, Vic, tell us -- where did you learned to express yourself so eloquently?

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

Bill

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Originally posted by Bill Gray:
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Originally posted by Jankinonya:
You have had a very strong effect on many of the christians here on the forum. Inv. just learned faster than some of the others. You should be proud. This is the example you have set.

Naw, Jan,

I am afraid I cannot take credit for Vic's education. Do you think he learned it is Catechism?

Heck, even before I was a Christian -- I did not write with the toilet mouth Vic presents to the world. Makes one wonder where he learned this.

You see, even though I attended the Roman Catholic church for about 20 years; I never had a chance to attend any of their educational institutions.

Come on, Vic, tell us -- where did you learned to express yourself so eloquently?
Bill

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So eloquently from chuck smith, the same lying sanctimorious idiot as you.
Keep it coming and I'll keep returning it. I don't normally talk this way
around decent people, but I haven't heard from any in a long time.

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Originally posted by INVICTUS:
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Originally posted by Bill Gray:
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Originally posted by Jankinonya:
You have had a very strong effect on many of the christians here on the forum. Inv. just learned faster than some of the others. You should be proud. This is the example you have set.

Naw, Jan,

I am afraid I cannot take credit for Vic's education. Do you think he learned it is Catechism?

Heck, even before I was a Christian -- I did not write with the toilet mouth Vic presents to the world. Makes one wonder where he learned this.

You see, even though I attended the Roman Catholic church for about 20 years; I never had a chance to attend any of their educational institutions.

Come on, Vic, tell us -- where did you learned to express yourself so eloquently?
Bill

So eloquently from chuck smith, the same lying sanctimorious idiot as you. Keep it coming and I'll keep returning it. I don't normally talk this way around decent people, but I haven't heard from any in a long time.

Hi Vic,

They say we are known by the company we keep. Where DID you learn such eloquent writings?

Quite the contrary, there are many fine people on the Forum -- both believers and non-believers. So, you cannot blame the good folks in our Forum community for your lack of civil etiquette.

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

Bill

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One thing we know for sure; Jennifer is only one of possibly MANY posting names for our atheist Friend who calls himself/herself Jennifer.

How do I know this? Well, Jennifer, et al, shows that he/she registered on 17 February 2010 -- and is already a Hall Of Famer? Come on! Even Jennifer, with all his/her yelling -- doesn't post that much!

I'm me bill, one woman. If you're that interested do a search on my name and see all my posts. I'm shocked myself at the number. But sometimes when you get into a "give and take" discussion you can rack up the posts. Now riddle me this, if I used another name how would posts be "credited" to only this name? Sorry Charlie, there are many atheists out there and the number is growing. You believers still out number us, but one day that will change. And bill, what yelling?
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Originally posted by dark dreamer:
I didn't realize you had to be an Athiest or a Christian to reply to the threads in here. The reason I replied to this one was there are so many confusing verses in the bible. I thought it was an interesting subject.

Bill, Is everything always so black and white for you? I see many many gray areas myself.
You don't have to be an atheist. That was something I said in response to earlier posts asking why atheists posted on the religion forum. Anyone is welcome to post. I think it's an interesting subject.
Not a strange or puzzling bible passage, just one of my favorite verses.

Gen 3:12
And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.

That's gold!! Can't you hear ol Jimmy from somewhere in MS sayin that in modern day.

Well God.. that danged ol woman you gave me...whe gave it to me and talked me into eatin it... wa'nt my fault!! hahaha

Oh me... some things from the Bible are so relatable it's scary.
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Originally posted by Jennifer:
It is odd. To me that would be like putting a cookie jar on the table and telling a child not to eat the cookies. Then to be sure they'd regret doing it, because of course they would, putting a poisonous snake in there to bite them. Cruel, mean, beyond belief.


Cruel that God created us with free will and decision making abilities?

That's the point left out there. God put that tree there for that purpose, to give them the "choice". If He doesn't create that choice, then He has only created robots to do his bidding. He did not desire that. He wanted humans to have free will decision making abilities, thus there had to be evil to offset his goodness. If not, there would be no ability to choose. It was pretty simple...God said, do not eat of that tree. That's THE ONLY rule I'm giving you...and they failed. That's not cruel, that loving kindess that He provided perfection for humans. Then the humans chose their path. Unfortunately, it was the wrong one. Sound familiar??? If not, just look around at the human condition in today's world. lol
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Cruel that God created us with free will and decision making abilities?

He didn't "give" you anything. How is it free will if you have to choose him or hell? Let's go back to the gift giving thing. I give you a gift, but I get to tell you what you can and can't do with that gift. You want to use it a different way than I say so I "smite" you and make you miserable. Still want that "free" gift?

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