Bible Stories for Kids

But slim, you've done this so many times.

and besides non-william will just hyJackit

Gotta say, the bear story just might be my favorite. Darn it, wish I could find that link again, the one where they had cleaned it up to tell to the little kiddies. Old goldielocks has NO idea how lucky she was.

 

What about 1 Chro 31: 12-13

 

where Paul kills three apostles because he felt cheated, and then

Peter had to kill Paul, Peter was so much tougher than Paul.

Best

I did not know the story of Goldielocks was in the Bible.

Think about this," said Jesus: "A man owns a hundred sheep. Every evening, he counts to see that his sheep have come in safely from the hills. But one night, he discovers a little lamb has wandered away and become lost in the dark. Well, do you think that just because this shepherd still has ninety-nine sheep, that he will forget about the one that is missing? No, he goes out into the dark and into the hills, and he searches for his lost lamb.

"The shepherd is overjoyed when he finds his little lamb! He's not thinking about the ninety-nine who are safe and sound. No, he rejoices over this little one that was in danger. And the shepherd carries that lamb upon his shoulders and takes it back to safety. The reason I tell you this story," explained Jesus, "is so you will understand how much your Father in heaven cares about you. He is like that shepherd, and He does not want one single little one to be lost!"

http://www.childrenstory.info/...chdbblalostlamb.html

Thanks nsns- I feel so warm and cozy inside:-) ...and very thankful to not have lived In those days!!

That shepherd was lucky that the wolves didn't eat his flock of 99 while he was looking for the lost one.  OT God is a hoot sometimes.

He didn't care about the others, just the one that had the nerve to run. Wouldn't you love to know what he did to that one when he got over his relief at finding him?

Who is willing to tell their children that god just could not get it right?  First, he created humans with no sense of right/wrong, and then punished them for his oversight.  Not long after, he drowned almost all people and animals because his created people were so flawed.  Then, he confused their language because they became too enlightened.  He had to kill millions of people and suffer man of the survivors with plagues to get his point across when he simply could have written his intent in the stars.

And then, in the end, after a hundred thousand years of torture, he sent himself to be sacrificed to himself as some sort of loophole, in order to absolve people of Original Sin (another of his misakes) but only if they heard of his sacrifice and believed unbelievable stories regarding such.  He's still Fail Maximus.

 

The god of the Jews is a failure.  He got creation, science, and morality all wrong.  We are better than him.  You are better than him, you are more moral and smarter than him.  It's time you stopped believing that he has all the answers.  He has nothing but barbarism to offer.

 

DF