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Originally posted by longarmofthalaw:
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Originally posted by beternU:
Probably just a big hairy REDNECK!

What do you get when you cross an Auburn student with a gorilla?

Answer: Either a retarded gorilla or a very hairy county agent!



What do you get when you cross an Alabama student with a gorilla?

Just a very retarded gorilla!!!!


what do you get when you cross a pig with an Auburn graduate?

nothing, some things a pig just won't do!! Big Grin
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what do you get when you cross a pig with an Auburn graduate?

nothing, some things a pig just won't do!!

You ever notice people who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with



and the Auburn student said the correct way to say that is;

What do get when you TRY to cross a pig with a Alabama Graduate?

Nothing some things a pig will not do!
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Originally posted by longarmofthalaw:
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what do you get when you cross a pig with an Auburn graduate?

nothing, some things a pig just won't do!!

You ever notice people who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with



and the Auburn student said the correct way to say that is;

What do get when you TRY to cross a pig with a Alabama Graduate?

Nothing some things a pig will not do!



and the Alabama Graduate said, to the Auburn Graduate, fill it up please! and if you don't mind, check the air in the tires! hehehe!

just joking i really couldn't care less about the rivalry in any way!!! Big Grin
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Originally posted by TheBaldGuy:
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Originally posted by longarmofthalaw:
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what do you get when you cross a pig with an Auburn graduate?

nothing, some things a pig just won't do!!

You ever notice people who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with



and the Auburn student said the correct way to say that is;

What do get when you TRY to cross a pig with a Alabama Graduate?

Nothing some things a pig will not do!



and the Alabama Graduate said, to the Auburn Graduate, fill it up please! and if you don't mind, check the air in the tires! hehehe!

just joking i really couldn't care less about the rivalry in any way!!! Big Grin


The Auburn Grad you bet! hold on; I am trying to find one of my employees, I know he is here. You see he has on one of those ankle bracklets, you may have heard of him, he used to play ball for the Tide, but got a simple possession charge. I hired him straight out of the lockup; pretty good boy, and a good ball player, such a waisted talent!


Ok this is the last one i posted; and I am not offended or anything else, think it is all in the fun of it. needed some laughs anyway!

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