Bill is getting old, and doesn't have a lot of spare time left to get his house in order and make a bunch of long posts based on his redundant themes and diatribes. These all fall into about nine or ten categories, and I'm helping Bill out while he learns the new system.
In order to save us all a huge amount of time, I've proposed to Bill that instead of taking all the time to copy and past, and dig up old rants, and generally be his usual self, that he just post answers according to a number system. Each number is associated with one of Bill's well known diatribes or posting topics.
The topics are:
1) Homosexuality
2) Abortion
3) Cult religions
4) Creationism
5) Triburaptulation
6) Re-posting of anything previously posted
7) Fundy non-answers and diversions
8) Based on a false premise
9) Nothing relevant while belittling the original poster.
10) Links to information not read or not understood
Once I get Bill used to the system, he will be able to just post something along the lines of:
Diatribes 1, 3, 6, 10 or
Answer 8, 7, 9 or
Diatribe 6
Looking forward to saving a lot of time that I'll otherwise never get back. The only downside I see is that Bill will now be able to make even more posts than before, but at least we can get the gist without even having to think about it, and can concentrate on the very little bit from Bill that is new.