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Bill is getting old, and doesn't have a lot of spare time left to get his house in order and make a bunch of long posts based on his redundant themes and diatribes.  These all fall into about nine or ten categories, and I'm helping Bill out while he learns the new system. 

 

In order to save us all a huge amount of time, I've proposed to Bill that instead of taking all the time to copy and past, and dig up old rants, and generally be his usual self, that he just post answers according to a number system.  Each number is associated with one of Bill's well known diatribes or posting topics. 

 

The topics are:

 

1) Homosexuality

2) Abortion

3) Cult religions

4) Creationism

5) Triburaptulation

6) Re-posting of anything previously posted

7) Fundy non-answers and diversions

8) Based on a false premise

9) Nothing relevant while belittling the original poster.

10) Links to information not read or not understood

 

Once I get Bill used to the system, he will be able to just post something along the lines of:

 

Diatribes 1, 3, 6, 10   or

Answer 8, 7, 9  or

Diatribe 6

 

Looking forward to saving a lot of time that I'll otherwise never get back.  The only downside I see is that Bill will now be able to make even more posts than before, but at least we can get the gist without even having to think about it, and can concentrate on the very little bit from Bill that is new.

 

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Speaking from my heart....

 

i have no idea the ages of most on the forum. but i was raised to respect my elders. it doesn't matter if i agree with them or not, just that i show respect to them. Actually, my dad taught me to respect all people, regardless of their treatment of me.

 

in this particular instance, Mr Bill. i have never met him personally, but have known his brother most of my adult life. So i do know that in the earthly realm, he is my 'elder'. i've read many, many of his articles here, but it's not about that. i'm saying that regardless of his stand on any issue, i respect him because he is my elder, and my brother in Christ. and no, he has no knowledge that i'm writing this. 

 

i can't imagine making fun or disrespecting any one of you. i just wish we all would 'do unto others...', here and otherwise. 

Your father did you a disservice imo. I was raised to give respect to people who earn and deserve respect. He will never have my respect because of the things he's posted about me and others. Being an "elder" does not mean a person gets automatic respect. It just means they made it to old age. You have my condolences on "knowing his brother" if that brother is anything like him.

Originally Posted by thehippiegirl is gone.:

Speaking from my heart....

 

i have no idea the ages of most on the forum. but i was raised to respect my elders. it doesn't matter if i agree with them or not, just that i show respect to them. Actually, my dad taught me to respect all people, regardless of their treatment of me.

 

in this particular instance, Mr Bill. i have never met him personally, but have known his brother most of my adult life. So i do know that in the earthly realm, he is my 'elder'. i've read many, many of his articles here, but it's not about that. i'm saying that regardless of his stand on any issue, i respect him because he is my elder, and my brother in Christ. and no, he has no knowledge that i'm writing this. 

 

i can't imagine making fun or disrespecting any one of you. i just wish we all would 'do unto others...', here and otherwise. 

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Speaking from my heart.........in case it means anything.

Respect earned is respect given. Bill is an old man, he's given his age as though it's supposed to mean something. Did your Dad tell you if an elder puts a gun to your head, you should show him respect until he blows your brains against the wall?

 

If you think Bill is a Christian, then you better have someone to explain those scriptures in the Bible about a liar & what a wolf in sheep's clothing is.

 

Also study what the Bible says about discernment. Here's a scripture to get you started.

 

1 John Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

 

BYW, I'm sure he does have knowledge of your post & who you are.


 

quote:  Originally Posted by thehippiegirl is gone.:

Speaking from my heart....

 

i have no idea the ages of most on the forum. but i was raised to respect my elders. it doesn't matter if i agree with them or not, just that i show respect to them. Actually, my dad taught me to respect all people, regardless of their treatment of me.

 

in this particular instance, Mr Bill.  i have never met him personally, but have known his brother most of my adult life.  So i do know that in the earthly realm, he is my 'elder'.  i've read many, many of his articles here, but it's not about that.  i'm saying that regardless of his stand on any issue, i respect him because he is my elder, and my brother in Christ. and no, he has no knowledge that i'm writing this. 

 

i can't imagine making fun or disrespecting any one of you. i just wish we all would 'do unto others...', here and otherwise.


Hi HippieGirl,

 

Your post gives me a flashback to a time in the 1960s when I was working for Burroughs Corporation in the Washington DC area.  I was going into Melpar, a company in Virginia which did government contracting work.  I was a young Field Engineer in my mid-20s, dressed in a suit and carrying my attache case.  When I approached the security guard at the reception desk, he addressed me as "Sir."

 

And, while I realize that he was just doing his job -- I still sensed a sincerity in this man.  He was older, with white hair.  I told him, "I should be calling you 'sir' -- not you calling me 'sir.' "  And, I meant it.  He was my elder, a very respectable looking man whom I felt I should address with this respect.

 

And, HippieGirl, as you said -- it would be nice if, on the Religion Forum, we could dialogue with one another with civility and respect -- even if we disagree on issues. 

 

HippieGirl, I do respect you as a Christian sister.  We may or may not agree, or disagree, on issues -- but, I know that on the essential Christian Beliefs you and I are in accord.

 

Thank you for taking a stand for Christ, and for other Christian believers.

 

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

 

Bill

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Hi Crusty,

 

Thank you for your concern.  I realize that you have not had a chance to travel outside the Shoals area in your lifetime; so, how could you know what other areas of America are like? 

 

My Friend, if you ever do get a chance to visit the Washington DC area -- you will find folks there from all over the world.  That is why it is such an exciting place to live and work.

 

God willing, some day, before those six men come for you -- I pray you will have a chance to see more of America.  It really is a beautiful country.

 

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

 

Bill

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Originally Posted by Bill Gray:

Hi Crusty,

 

Thank you for your concern.  I realize that you have not had a chance to travel outside the Shoals area in your lifetime; so, how could you know what other areas of America are like? 

 

My Friend, if you ever do get a chance to visit the Washington DC area -- you will find folks there from all over the world.  That is why it is such an exciting place to live and work.

 

God willing, some day, before those six men come for you -- I pray you will have a chance to see more of America.  It really is a beautiful country.

 

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

 

Bill

 

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I've been to Washington.  I've been to a lot of places Bill.  I'm not originally from Florence.  Once again, you are making false assumptions about me.  You could have saved yourself all the typing and just posted: Replies 8 and 9. 

Originally Posted by CrustyMac:

 

I've been to Washington.  I've been to a lot of places Bill.  I'm not originally from Florence.  Once again, you are making false assumptions about me. 

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Next thing you know, he'll be telling you that you can't go to Heaven if your wife is not Filipino or Hispanic.

 

Uh, Oh! I forgot that he's already said you're not going to Heaven. Silly lil ole me!

Originally Posted by Bestworking:

Well gee hippie girl, go for it. I stand by my statement that respect is earned, and not just by reaching old age. So bill can "talk" anyway he wants, to anyone he wants, because they aren't elderly? Pftttttttt

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Yeah! Right?? I second that.

 

I know lotsa ol' fossils who seem to have forgotten that to get respect, you must first be 'respectable.'

 

Originally Posted by Road Puppy:
Originally Posted by Bestworking:

Well gee hippie girl, go for it. I stand by my statement that respect is earned, and not just by reaching old age. So bill can "talk" anyway he wants, to anyone he wants, because they aren't elderly? Pftttttttt

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Yeah! Right?? I second that.

 

I know lotsa ol' fossils who seem to have forgotten that to get respect, you must first be 'respectable.'

 

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hippie, hippie hippie................good grief

Well, our good F.R.A.N. Bill is having a hard time learning his new system.  I have hopes for him, though.  If nothing else, my trying to teach him is at least cutting down on everyone else's reading time, so I will keep trying.  The savings in time overall should be astronomical, and I don't really have anything else to do.

 

That being said, after a few weeks of implementation, I see that I need to tweak the system a little.  So here is the new table of Bill's topics for everyone's reference.  Bill, feel free to cut this out and paste it to your monitor.

 

The topics are:

 

1) Homosexuality

2) Abortion

3) Cult religions

4) Creationism

5) Triburaptulation

6) Re-posting of anything previously posted

7) Fundy non-answers, diversions and off-topic additions

8) Based on a false premise

9) Nothing relevant while belittling the original poster.

10) Links to information not read or not understood

11) Bibliolatry

12) Stories - some made up, some true, and most all counterproductive to Bill's point.

 

Givens for every one of Bill's post.

a) It's all about Bill.

b) I had about 5 others, but a) pretty much covered them all.

 

Okay, sorry folks, one last teak:

 

The topics are:

 

1) Homosexuality

2) Abortion

3) Cult religions

4) Creationism

5) Triburaptulation

6) Re-posting of anything previously posted

7) Fundy non-answers, diversions and off-topic additions

8) Based on a false premise

9) Nothing relevant while belittling the original poster.

10) Links to information not read or not understood, and/or copy-and-paste

11) Bibliolatry

12) Stories - some made up, some true, and most all counterproductive to Bill's point.

 

Givens for every one of Bill's posts:

a) It's all about Bill.

b) I had about 5 others, but a) pretty much covered them all.

 

i'm gonna reply even tho this is old now - and i finally understand why people are throwing numbers after bill's posts. i think it's a pure genius idea. i hope bills senelity will allow him to understand and adopt the new system, but i am afraid i don't have a lot of confidence in that. he seems to have trouble grasping ideas that are less than 400 years old. you know.. witches, demons, being afraid of women with no shirt on - typical dark ages mind-set. i wonder how often he blesses his computer so he doesn't get the devils from it?

and to the hippie person -

 

as i child i was indeed taught to respect my 'elders'. in fact i was taught this frequinetly by old people.  

however, my sainted mother pointed out that people who deserve respect will make it clear they deserve respect by their words and their action. she taught me that respect was earned, not given freely because of age, or gender, or financial status, or political office.

if you give respect to people just because they have managed to not die yet, then your respect is worthless and contemptable. 

but that fits, that bill would earn your respect, because he is contemptable. bill is one of the people that made me realize what a hateful, vile and wicked book of evil the bible really is, because if christianity was really a religion of peace and jesus really was the prince of peace, then someone as full of hate and fear and bile as bill would never be allowed to join their club. 

Bill Grey is such a great advocate of athism that physicists everywhere should bow to him in graditude. bill has done more for athiests than moses ever did for the jews.
he should be made the patronizing saint of athiesm.

so. there ya go.

Have a nice day!  

Originally Posted by The Nagel:

bill is one of the people that made me realize what a hateful, vile and wicked book of evil the bible really is, because if christianity was really a religion of peace and jesus really was the prince of peace, then someone as full of hate and fear and bile as bill would never be allowed to join their club. 
Bill Grey is such a great advocate of athism that physicists everywhere should bow to him in graditude. bill has done more for athiests than moses ever did for the jews.
he should be made the patronizing saint of athiesm.
so. there ya go.

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If the Bible is real & true, Bill is one of those false prophets & wolves in sheep clothing the Bible speaks of. But I seem to be the only one on this forum that believes that.
1 Peter speaks of a devil that prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. Who does that sound like?

Originally Posted by semiannualchick:
 

If the Bible is real & true, Bill is one of those false prophets & wolves in sheep clothing the Bible speaks of. But I seem to be the only one on this forum that believes that.
1 Peter speaks of a devil that prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. Who does that sound like?

 

 

totally agree.

if the bible is true, bill has been sent by the antichrist to mislead the faithful.
fortunately, the bible isn't real, so bill is just a pathetic, pitiable crazy old man, who so terrified of hell he goes as hard as he can in the other direction. 

Originally Posted by Chillin&Grillin:

Bill is a soldier of Christ and has his armor on.

His critics are at this very moment having their candle sticks removed.

Those of you that are Catholic have invented more crap than Bill could invent in a thousand years.

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Bill is a religious vigilante armored up with a fragile shell of  triburapturist fantasy and Calvinistic perseverance.

Originally Posted by CrustyMac:
Originally Posted by Bestworking:

I think we could make a number system for buffalo too.

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Number systems tend to fail for people with multiple personalities and schizophrenia.  How do you classify all those voices in his head?

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#1-Voices in his head fighting for supremacy

#2-Female personality out today

#3-Male personality out today

 #4-Confused about which he is today-male or female

 

 

And so on and so on

Maybe its time for an atheist posting system. If it can work for Bill it can surely work for others

 

1. There is no God.

2. You can't prove there is a God.

3. Mithras, Gilgamesh etc was the source of Christian belief

4. Random guy on youtube slamming religion as superstition

5. All religious people are crazy, mean etc b/c here's a story of one nutjob  saying or doing crazy things in the name of religion.

 

Certainly this is not an exhaustive list and can be supplemented as needed but I think its a good start.  

 

Originally Posted by CrustyMac:
Originally Posted by Bestworking:

I think we could make a number system for buffalo too.

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Number systems tend to fail for people with multiple personalities and schizophrenia.  How do you classify all those voices in his head?

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#1-Voices in his head fighting for supremacy

#2-Female personality out today

#3-Male personality out today

 #4-Confused about which he is today-male or female

 

 

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