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Well, our good F.R.A.N. Bill is having a hard time learning his new system.  I have hopes for him, though.  If nothing else, my trying to teach him is at least cutting down on everyone else's reading time, so I will keep trying.  The savings in time overall should be astronomical, and I don't really have anything else to do.

 

That being said, after a few weeks of implementation, I see that I need to tweak the system a little.  So here is the new table of Bill's topics for everyone's reference.  Bill, feel free to cut this out and paste it to your monitor.

 

The topics are:

 

1) Homosexuality

2) Abortion

3) Cult religions

4) Creationism

5) Triburaptulation

6) Re-posting of anything previously posted

7) Fundy non-answers, diversions and off-topic additions

8) Based on a false premise

9) Nothing relevant while belittling the original poster.

10) Links to information not read or not understood

11) Bibliolatry

12) Stories - some made up, some true, and most all counterproductive to Bill's point.

 

Givens for every one of Bill's post.

a) It's all about Bill.

b) I had about 5 others, but a) pretty much covered them all.

 

Okay, sorry folks, one last teak:

 

The topics are:

 

1) Homosexuality

2) Abortion

3) Cult religions

4) Creationism

5) Triburaptulation

6) Re-posting of anything previously posted

7) Fundy non-answers, diversions and off-topic additions

8) Based on a false premise

9) Nothing relevant while belittling the original poster.

10) Links to information not read or not understood, and/or copy-and-paste

11) Bibliolatry

12) Stories - some made up, some true, and most all counterproductive to Bill's point.

 

Givens for every one of Bill's posts:

a) It's all about Bill.

b) I had about 5 others, but a) pretty much covered them all.

 

i'm gonna reply even tho this is old now - and i finally understand why people are throwing numbers after bill's posts. i think it's a pure genius idea. i hope bills senelity will allow him to understand and adopt the new system, but i am afraid i don't have a lot of confidence in that. he seems to have trouble grasping ideas that are less than 400 years old. you know.. witches, demons, being afraid of women with no shirt on - typical dark ages mind-set. i wonder how often he blesses his computer so he doesn't get the devils from it?

and to the hippie person -

 

as i child i was indeed taught to respect my 'elders'. in fact i was taught this frequinetly by old people.  

however, my sainted mother pointed out that people who deserve respect will make it clear they deserve respect by their words and their action. she taught me that respect was earned, not given freely because of age, or gender, or financial status, or political office.

if you give respect to people just because they have managed to not die yet, then your respect is worthless and contemptable. 

but that fits, that bill would earn your respect, because he is contemptable. bill is one of the people that made me realize what a hateful, vile and wicked book of evil the bible really is, because if christianity was really a religion of peace and jesus really was the prince of peace, then someone as full of hate and fear and bile as bill would never be allowed to join their club. 

Bill Grey is such a great advocate of athism that physicists everywhere should bow to him in graditude. bill has done more for athiests than moses ever did for the jews.
he should be made the patronizing saint of athiesm.

so. there ya go.

Have a nice day!  

Originally Posted by The Nagel:

bill is one of the people that made me realize what a hateful, vile and wicked book of evil the bible really is, because if christianity was really a religion of peace and jesus really was the prince of peace, then someone as full of hate and fear and bile as bill would never be allowed to join their club. 
Bill Grey is such a great advocate of athism that physicists everywhere should bow to him in graditude. bill has done more for athiests than moses ever did for the jews.
he should be made the patronizing saint of athiesm.
so. there ya go.

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If the Bible is real & true, Bill is one of those false prophets & wolves in sheep clothing the Bible speaks of. But I seem to be the only one on this forum that believes that.
1 Peter speaks of a devil that prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. Who does that sound like?

Originally Posted by semiannualchick:
 

If the Bible is real & true, Bill is one of those false prophets & wolves in sheep clothing the Bible speaks of. But I seem to be the only one on this forum that believes that.
1 Peter speaks of a devil that prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. Who does that sound like?

 

 

totally agree.

if the bible is true, bill has been sent by the antichrist to mislead the faithful.
fortunately, the bible isn't real, so bill is just a pathetic, pitiable crazy old man, who so terrified of hell he goes as hard as he can in the other direction. 

Originally Posted by Chillin&Grillin:

Bill is a soldier of Christ and has his armor on.

His critics are at this very moment having their candle sticks removed.

Those of you that are Catholic have invented more crap than Bill could invent in a thousand years.

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Bill is a religious vigilante armored up with a fragile shell of  triburapturist fantasy and Calvinistic perseverance.

Originally Posted by CrustyMac:
Originally Posted by Bestworking:

I think we could make a number system for buffalo too.

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Number systems tend to fail for people with multiple personalities and schizophrenia.  How do you classify all those voices in his head?

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#1-Voices in his head fighting for supremacy

#2-Female personality out today

#3-Male personality out today

 #4-Confused about which he is today-male or female

 

 

And so on and so on

Maybe its time for an atheist posting system. If it can work for Bill it can surely work for others

 

1. There is no God.

2. You can't prove there is a God.

3. Mithras, Gilgamesh etc was the source of Christian belief

4. Random guy on youtube slamming religion as superstition

5. All religious people are crazy, mean etc b/c here's a story of one nutjob  saying or doing crazy things in the name of religion.

 

Certainly this is not an exhaustive list and can be supplemented as needed but I think its a good start.  

 

Originally Posted by CrustyMac:
Originally Posted by Bestworking:

I think we could make a number system for buffalo too.

________________

Number systems tend to fail for people with multiple personalities and schizophrenia.  How do you classify all those voices in his head?

============

#1-Voices in his head fighting for supremacy

#2-Female personality out today

#3-Male personality out today

 #4-Confused about which he is today-male or female

 

 

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