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Today The Honorable Barak H. Obama announced plans to create more new jobs if elected to another term.  HIs plan, which would essentially double the previous number of jobs created under his prior four years of presidency, include the formation of a new "job Czar" to oversee job creation in the US.  When asked if this would be effective, Obama supporters claim, "Yes, this is the change we have needed", but can refuse to answer why it has taken four years to come to that realization.

The fact remains that this one new job will in fact almost double the number of jobs previously produced under his administration, a startling improvement over the anemic numbers seen over the past four years.

A candidate for this position was interviewed by this reporter and when asked what plans he had to create job growth he replied "I don'tse care 'bout them others, I got my job, and it comes with a government pension, so nanny nanny boo boo, stick your head in doo doo."

From all indications, he is the likely candidate and seems to be the one most qualified for the job.

Hecklers outside the White House East Garden, where President Obama was announcing this new position, chanted"We need help!  Stop Taxing Small Businesses!".  When President Obama heard this, he simply smiled and yelled back..."Yeah, well so'se your ole man", a cry which has become all to commonplace from the Left leaning establishment of late.

We will have more news on this developing story later tonight, but first we return you to this episode of The Three Stooges, where Larry, Moe, and Curly attempt to demonstrate their ability to govern in a similar fashion to the current administration, and are met by disastrous consequences.  Curly, playing the part of Joe biden, simply lays on the ground and runs around in circles.

More news at 10!!!

Hillary in 2016?  Why not?  We've already had one "girly man" serving in office for the past 7 years, we might as well give her chance as well!

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The right wing ultra conservative has being praying steadfastly for God to rain money and prosperity down from above, lower gas prices and heap misery on Obama. Since God has seen fit for what ever reason not to answer your prayers you might take the hint. God might think you are no better than the thousands of innocent children and their parents GW Bush had killed in the interest of his Texas oil cronies.

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The right wing ultra conservative has being praying steadfastly for God to rain money and prosperity down from above, lower gas prices and heap misery on Obama. Since God has seen fit for what ever reason not to answer your prayers you might take the hint. God might think you are no better than the thousands of innocent children and their parents GW Bush had killed in the interest of his Texas oil cronies.

Since "GOD" sent Sandy to wipe out the infestation of liberals  along the east coast, I think he sent a clear message of who to vote for!  Now if "HE" sends an earthquake to California tomorrow, we are all set.

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