my mother and i like to collect crazy sayings off church signs. i think we need to make a book.
one i saw today - 'heaven has no illegal aliens'. hmmm, is that talking about heaven's exclusivity, or acceptance policy?
how about, 'be ye fishers of men - you catch 'em and God will clean 'em'. now, if you've ever cleaned a fish, THAT is not a good mental image.... eeeeww.
and one i saw today on a shopping center called 'bypass square'. the add-a-letter sign below said 'bypass liquor'. store advertisement, or advice? ha!
i'm going to try to find my stash of really good ones. anyone else seen a good one lately?