that was funny...wonder who his companion was -- the mistress or his imaginary friend...
The Green Eyed Lady (Guest)
Im thinking some hairy ape . lol j/k
quote:Originally posted by DixieChik:
that was funny...wonder who his companion was -- the mistress or his imaginary friend...
i ain't married so NO MISTRESS! and it's hard to get away from the hairy ape!
quote:Originally posted by AlmostMaddie:quote:Originally posted by TheBaldGuy:
i really don't know the answer julie! let me do some checking! i have never heard that! WoW! if that is true, we need more jails!!!
BG, are you an attorney now?
yep! what are you? my banker!?!
The Green Eyed Lady (Guest)
quote:Originally posted by TheBaldGuy:quote:Originally posted by AlmostMaddie:quote:Originally posted by TheBaldGuy:
i really don't know the answer julie! let me do some checking! i have never heard that! WoW! if that is true, we need more jails!!!
BG, are you an attorney now?
yep! what are you? my banker!?!
No , she's with the IRS , here to collect . lmao You made how much money last year ?
no, i already talked to the IRS! hahahahahaha
North Carolina juries have handed out big awards in Alienation of Affection cases. In 2001, a Greensboro jury awarded $2 million to the Plaintiff. Another jury awarded $1.2 million in 1997 in a Forsyth County case. Other awards include $1 million to an Alamance County woman, $243,000 to a Wake County man, and $40,000 to a Durham County man whose wife allegedly ran off with another man.
Infidelity is just a way of life for some people.
Infidelity is just a way of life for some people.
quote:Originally posted by TheBaldGuy:
no, i already talked to the IRS! hahahahahaha
Just what kind of "payment arrangement" did you work out????
i have a good accountant and no arrangements were needed!
quote:Originally posted by ^PuF^:quote:Originally posted by mekirk2:
...Gotta give them Kudos on their imagination though. But, if they were going to believe they were having a twosome, why not simply hullucinate a threesome?
Kirk
their hand would get too tired.
LOL I wonder if I could sue my X for alienation of affections since he was the one who alienated my affection for him.
idk about suing the X for alienation of affections but after seeing you, can we sue for just being STUPID!
quote:Originally posted by TheBaldGuy:
idk about suing the X for alienation of affections but after seeing you, can we sue for just being STUPID!
Really?
quote:Originally posted by TheBaldGuy:
idk about suing the X for alienation of affections but after seeing you, can we sue for just being STUPID!
Hahahaha
quote:Originally posted by shimara12:quote:Originally posted by TheBaldGuy:
idk about suing the X for alienation of affections but after seeing you, can we sue for just being STUPID!
Really?
Really. She is very beautiful. Have you had the pleasure of meeting her?
Oh yes, I've met her. It was memorable, but not for the reasons you suggest. I just remember her being whinny because she wasn't getting the results she wanted.
quote:Originally posted by shimara12:
If you can't say something nice, blah, blah, blah.
you might try a bit of your own advice from another thread!
quote:Originally posted by TheBaldGuy:quote:Originally posted by shimara12:
If you can't say something nice, blah, blah, blah.
you might try a bit of your own advice from another thread!
Pay attention BG, I was answering a question directed at me. Take off your cape and have a nice dinner.
here's one to figure out...
Man meets woman he's interested in, says he's married, new woman backs off. Man then finds out the woman he thinks he's been married to for 14 years "forgot" to divorce her first husband, so he is legally single and he and the new woman get together.
"Forgetful wife" has a hissy fit, claims they're common law spouses and threatens bigamy charges. Has a bigger hissy-fit when she's told it's only common law when both people are single.
After consulting with a lawyer about the legalities of the situation, the man and the new woman get married and put the burden of proof on the "forgetful wife's" shoulders....she has to prove she was legally divorced when she went through the wedding ceremony with him 14 years earlier. She can't do it.
She finally divorces her legal husband 3 months later, then she threatens to sue her former faux husband's new legal wife for alienation of affection. She changes her mind when the word "bigamy" is thrown at her.
Four months later she's killed in a car wreck and her family lists the man she had been falsely married to as her husband in the obit.
And the real husband knew he and she were still legally married for those 14 years, but never mentioned it because he said he was just happy to have the crazy beech out of his life. He had been living with someone else for eight years.
So who are the legal adulterers in this case? Just the two that knew they were legally married, yet were living with other people?
Man meets woman he's interested in, says he's married, new woman backs off. Man then finds out the woman he thinks he's been married to for 14 years "forgot" to divorce her first husband, so he is legally single and he and the new woman get together.
"Forgetful wife" has a hissy fit, claims they're common law spouses and threatens bigamy charges. Has a bigger hissy-fit when she's told it's only common law when both people are single.
After consulting with a lawyer about the legalities of the situation, the man and the new woman get married and put the burden of proof on the "forgetful wife's" shoulders....she has to prove she was legally divorced when she went through the wedding ceremony with him 14 years earlier. She can't do it.
She finally divorces her legal husband 3 months later, then she threatens to sue her former faux husband's new legal wife for alienation of affection. She changes her mind when the word "bigamy" is thrown at her.
Four months later she's killed in a car wreck and her family lists the man she had been falsely married to as her husband in the obit.
And the real husband knew he and she were still legally married for those 14 years, but never mentioned it because he said he was just happy to have the crazy beech out of his life. He had been living with someone else for eight years.
So who are the legal adulterers in this case? Just the two that knew they were legally married, yet were living with other people?
quote:Originally posted by ^PuF^:
here's one to figure out...
Man meets woman he's interested in, says he's married, new woman backs off. Man then finds out the woman he thinks he's been married to for 14 years "forgot" to divorce her first husband, so he is legally single and he and the new woman get together.
"Forgetful wife" has a hissy fit, claims they're common law spouses and threatens bigamy charges. Has a bigger hissy-fit when she's told it's only common law when both people are single.
After consulting with a lawyer about the legalities of the situation, the man and the new woman get married and put the burden of proof on the "forgetful wife's" shoulders....she has to prove she was legally divorced when she went through the wedding ceremony with him 14 years earlier. She can't do it.
She finally divorces her legal husband 3 months later, then she threatens to sue her former faux husband's new legal wife for alienation of affection. She changes her mind when the word "bigamy" is thrown at her.
Four months later she's killed in a car wreck and her family lists the man she had been falsely married to as her husband in the obit.
And the real husband knew he and she were still legally married for those 14 years, but never mentioned it because he said he was just happy to have the crazy beech out of his life. He had been living with someone else for eight years.
So who are the legal adulterers in this case? Just the two that knew they were legally married, yet were living with other people?
Holy crap! I would ask if her brake lines were cut but it sounds like there would be too many suspects to pin it on one person. Have you ever thought about writing for Law and Order?
JJulie - check your PM please....
Kirk
LOL...
and the faux husband and the legal husband are also both dead now.
and the faux husband and the legal husband are also both dead now.
quote:Originally posted by shimara12:
Pay attention BG, I was answering a question directed at me. Take off your cape and have a nice dinner.
cape or no cape, the quote still applies!
quote:Originally posted by TheBaldGuy:quote:Originally posted by DixieChik:
that was funny...wonder who his companion was -- the mistress or his imaginary friend...
i ain't married so NO MISTRESS! and it's hard to get away from the hairy ape!
I understand.
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Puf, that would make a good Soap Opera hahaha
when the Faux Paux meets the Faux Maux hehehe
quote:Originally posted by jjuliesmiles:quote:Originally posted by shimara12:quote:Originally posted by TheBaldGuy:
idk about suing the X for alienation of affections but after seeing you, can we sue for just being STUPID!
Really?
Really. She is very beautiful. Have you had the pleasure of meeting her?
Are you talking about aliens. I saw one when I was a child. I love aliens.
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quote:Originally posted by Romantica Erotica:quote:Originally posted by jjuliesmiles:quote:Originally posted by shimara12:quote:Originally posted by TheBaldGuy:
idk about suing the X for alienation of affections but after seeing you, can we sue for just being STUPID!
Really?
Really. She is very beautiful. Have you had the pleasure of meeting her?
Are you talking about aliens. I saw one when I was a child. I love aliens.
Whoa, you saw an alien? There's a book in there somewhere. Wasn't there a TV series called Alien Nation?
Did they not intermarry in that series. I wonder if you can divorce an alien for alienation of affection.- or - maybe infection.
quote:Originally posted by Romantica Erotica:
Did they not intermarry in that series. I wonder if you can divorce an alien for alienation of affection.- or - maybe infection.
How funny. Never thought about that. Can you alienate yourself from yourself?
Do what!!!
I do remember while in a trance state, one alien stuck me with something. It didn't feel good either.
I do remember while in a trance state, one alien stuck me with something. It didn't feel good either.
quote:Originally posted by Romantica Erotica:
Do what!!!
I do remember while in a trance state, one alien stuck me with something. It didn't feel good either.
OMG, I have a friend that had a similar experience and now they can levitate! It's interesting to watch, especially if they do it in a crowded restaurant.
OMG, I can levitate too!!!!
quote:Originally posted by Romantica Erotica:
OMG, I can levitate too!!!!
You have got to come to the singles M@G! Can you teach me?
Sure! I can put you in a trance state too!!!!
quote:Originally posted by Romantica Erotica:
Sure! I can put you in a trance state too!!!!
Cool.
quote:Originally posted by shimara12:quote:Originally posted by Romantica Erotica:
Do what!!!
I do remember while in a trance state, one alien stuck me with something. It didn't feel good either.
OMG, I have a friend that had a similar experience and now they can levitate! It's interesting to watch, especially if they do it in a crowded restaurant.
I think that's just the result of excessive gas.
The Green Eyed Lady (Guest)
I see the gang is back again ,
monet-gail and her twits
monet-gail and her twits
It's kind of funny and sad that the person they come here to attack is controlling them just like a puppeteer. If that person weren't here, they wouldn't be here. Control, control, control.
The Green Eyed Lady (Guest)
I know george , they only come here for one reason , not sure if its control or just crazy , either way , they are so sickening to all of us . Its a shame to see a woman act this way for this long , I'd never buy anything of hers (Paintings or even those stupid looking cartoons she draws and thinks is funny ) , my 6 yr old grandson draws better than that .
quote:Originally posted by shimara12:
Oh yes, I've met her. It was memorable, but not for the reasons you suggest. I just remember her being whinny because she wasn't getting the results she wanted.
Shimara - you wanna say just exactly what you are trying to say here? I mean - why are you levitating around the bush?
I honestly don't think we are talking about the same person - I had quite an OPPOSITE experience.