really have that many "love children"?
with all the drug abuse, you really think he could even produce a child?
i'm just curious... after all these years of thinking DeepFat was my father...
turns out, it may be Elvis! 
(or mac davis.. i'm so confused)
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Elvis! Elvis! Let me be! Get that pelvis far from me!
Was Elvis here in April 1955? I was born January 8th the next year...that has to mean something.
Or as a line in a W.C. Fields movie went: Are you aware you're a lucky man and didn't know it? To which Fields replied: I've long suspected it...
So where do I sign up for my inheritance?
I'm sorry Fire, I must inform you I too am Elvis's child.In fact in my youth I had his dark hair and eyes. Oh, Fire!!!!! We are sisters!!! 
My neighbor belongs to Elvis and Tammy Wynette. Channel 19 even interviewed her years ago.
Lots of crazies.
I am sure Elvis was not on drugs in the beginning.
Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble...
Of course, I'm proud to be Just's sissy. And Joy is from Red Bay; that must mean something. And Gus, well, I've met Gus and he has those dark looks...it just may be fate that we all wound up here.
You'uns might invest in a paternity test just so nobody thinks you might be a pathological liar.
I don't have the dark hair, but i do have the hips 
Well, I ain't never had a rich uncle,but...
Well, I ain't never had a rich uncle,but...
but did you ever stay in a Holiday Inn Express?
Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble...
Of course, I'm proud to be Just's sissy. And Joy is from Red Bay; that must mean something. And Gus, well, I've met Gus and he has those dark looks...it just may be fate that we all wound up here.***********************************************************Dear Sis, at last I have found you! We were close from the beginning and now we know why! Yes, it wAS FATE THAT BROUGHT ALL OF US TOGETHER!. I'm forever thankful for this forum and the thread started by TBG. He may be my nephew!!!!
TBG, you remind me so much of my brother! Did I ever tell you how much my brother looks and sings just like Elvis?
Want a good Elvis read? Find a copy of a book from 1995 called "That's All Right Mama" by Gerald Duff. It's the fictional biography of Jesse Presley....he didn't die at birth, and stood in for Elvis many times. Even though it's fictional, you wind up going "hmmmm..." after reading it.
i saw elvis last night... he was in the waffle house about 3am!!!
he didn't recognize me... i told him i thought he was my father
he told me to "join a support group"!
Could this be you? 
Elvis never left...
My daddy, aka Elvis, often calls me in the middle of the night just to check on me and see how i'm doing. He never says anything, but i can tell by the breathing that it's him. Who else but a loving father would call to make sure i was home safe and sound in the middle of the night?
OK, quit killing my posts!
This thread is hilarious, but I gather someone out there thinks they really are Elvis's child? Now that's sad.
This thread is hilarious, but I gather someone out there thinks they really are Elvis's child? Now that's sad............................But it's in the paper/forum, so it must be true!!!!!!!
