FYI, enough already!!!

Ironic that happened today after the whole OMG episode?????

WTH???????

Actually this is a man who says wheapon. Makes me crazy.

vick, my wife has always had controlled of the remote, until she goes to bed, then the station is put on country music videos, I am a peaceful man.

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then the station is put on country music videos, I am a peaceful man.

and you suffer through those videos just to keep peace in the household, right?...lol

puckerupfrog, anything to stay out of the doghouse, she has the cell phone I got the other one, she stays on the counch and I stay at the computer, if she needs me she calls me on the cell phone, don't laugh it works out.

no laugher here...sounds like a great set-up to me!

and if she calls blues , you go running? right?

Yeap CountryCowgirl07, if she saids jump, I ask how high, I have learn't there are frying pans around.

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Originally posted by bluesman*:
Yeap CountryCowgirl07, if she saids jump, I ask how high, I have learn't there are frying pans around.

LOL...I followed you here.

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Originally posted by SharingSugar:

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Originally posted by bluesman*:
Yeap CountryCowgirl07, if she saids jump, I ask how high, I have learn't there are frying pans around.

LOL...I followed you here.

SharingSugar, I am everywhere, from T-Town, to Gadsden, to Tupelo, to Nashville, to Montgomery, to Mobile, to Huntsville, to where ever. I am a forum jumper. LOL

Yep , Bluesman I found you in Montgomery one day.

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Originally posted by vick13:
....(after I handed him the TV remote he had "lost"), "FYI, if you'd put this on the night stand you could find it....".

One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.

He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.

He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.

The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
“Why are you stopping darling?” she whispered.

He whispered back, ” I found the remote!”