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I heard (okay, read) a real groaner today, so I thought I'd start a "worst joke" topic. Mind you, this isn't the worst joke ever... I'm counting on y'all to help me find that one!

Q: What's orange and jumps out of airplanes wearing a parachute?


A: A carrot-trooper!

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You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.
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After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!!'

'Nonsense,' the doctor said'.

'Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.'


'It isn't possible,' the man insisted!! This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations.'


'Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this. How often do you have sex??? '
The man seemed a bit ashamed . 'I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months.'


'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said confidently.

'It's rust.'
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Originally posted by Maggie2:
OK Here it is:
When you go into the restroom, you're an American. When you come out, you're an American. What are you while you're in there?
European!!


What if I'm a-poopin'?

No, wait, I know the answer to that one. As a matter of fact, I now have a new euphemism. Instead of saying "I have to go poop", I think I'll start saying "I'm gonna go start a topic in the politics forum". Big Grin
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Originally posted by Ed@Bama:
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Originally posted by Maggie2:
Literally, I got that joke from a first grader, LOL. First graders and men LOVE bathroom jokes!


Hey, are you trying to say men are equivalent to first graders when it comes to maturity?

I think you're giving us way too much credit, but I'll take what I can get. Haha!

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What is it with men and body functions, anyway??
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Here's one I heard recently...

A man comes home one evening and tells his wife that he can't find a job anywhere, even though he has been looking for weeks.

He says, "Honey, you are just going to have to go out and start selling "it" on the streets to bring in some money; we're broke."

The wife nods her head in agreement, gets dressed up and goes off to work.

The next morning she comes in and hands over her earnings to her husband.

"$76.10?? Who gave you a dime?" he says.

She shrugs her shoulders at him and says, "They all did." Big Grin
have you ever smelled moth balls?

how'd you get his legs apart?

i was forever traumatized when my mother told me this when i was about 14. she NEVER said anything even slightly off-color, but came out with THAT after hearing it at work! she just cackled, not even apologetic for freaking me out.

i guess i was at that wierd age where you don't want to think your parents know anything about body parts (or don't actually have any!) HA! it's pretty funny now.
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Originally posted by hoss gal:
have you ever smelled moth balls?

how'd you get his legs apart?

i was forever traumatized when my mother told me this when i was about 14. she NEVER said anything even slightly off-color, but came out with THAT after hearing it at work! she just cackled, not even apologetic for freaking me out.

i guess i was at that wierd age where you don't want to think your parents know anything about body parts (or don't actually have any!) HA! it's pretty funny now.

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I remember telling that one to my mom and making her blush. Red Face
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