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History of Angry Atheism
The first Atheists and God
The history of Angry Atheism can directly be traced back to the moment when God created the world. Angry Atheists who were at that point in time still known as simply Atheists were slightly irritated by the fact that God was taking all the credit. From that moment they were known as Slightly Irritated Atheists. At one time at or around this point, the first intellectual rights violation suit was filed by atheists (by way of some public defender), who said that God was taking credit for something not legally owned or created by Him.
The situation could have been avoided had God written another copy of the universe and mailed it to himself, keeping it sealed until the court case. It was well within his power to create and then utilize a postal service, atheists argued, which was in turn used as a refute of God's claim. Smitings commenced. The 5-0 stepped in before anything could really go down, but God was definitely on top and drawing the most blood.
A possibly less-visible but more important question is who created the atheists. Atheists say that they spawned asexually, like bacteria, sometime in the early fourth century BC; they also emphasize that they learned how to do that themselves, through community college night courses and lots of internet research. God says that if you cut a worm in half, you get two worms.
Slightly Irritated Atheists are pushed towards face of resentment
God would continue to push the Atheist's buttons during history. During medieval times Slightly Irritated Atheists were often subject to the inquisition for showing irritation when confronted with the greatness of God, or alternative for being a witch. This caused much resentment among Slightly Irritated Atheists evolving them into Quite Resentful Atheists. The main showdown between the QRAs and God happened on June 27, 1568 in a valley about 10 miles from Toulaine, France. The evolution into QRAs, in addition to giving an additional 35HP and the ability to cast "Pneumatic ass-ram." God, in the meantime, decided to concentrate on the recent problems between the Catholic and Protestant churches; they were spending too much time focusing on each other and not enough on Him, so he did the thing from Spaceballs where the taller guy could hold back the smaller guy and keep him from swinging his... ahem... schwartz enough to kill him. You know the one. Another draw, and the atheists again claimed victory.
QRAs are tricked into being full-tilt angry
Obviously, God couldn't resist wailing on the atheists. Despite the truth that came out about the origin of human beings when Charles Darwin wrote 'On the Origin of Species', God started adding hallucinogenic substances to the drinking water, especially in the USA, and laughed his ass off (which fell down and started the Cold war) when Creationists managed to put Christianity back into science class. This angered the Quite Resentful Atheists, which were from this point on simply known as angry atheists, since they were so freaking angry that they routinely had strokes about two words into their title.
