The small native American tribe, the Fugarwe, are in shock today as Chief Ten Beers apparently suffers nervous breakdown. His squaw, Little Toe, said he had been upset lately over the tension in the nearby city of Cherokee. She states that for the past few days he mumbled things under his breath like Rodknocker, golf cart, chicken liver, and cobra. "Me not know what it mean." she said.
Mrs. Toe states that this morning he was at his computer and suddenly jumped up screaming. He grabbed his spear and attacked the computer destroying it. He then ran into the field where he began to slaughter all the tribes sheep.
Two braves, Steps in it and Sniffumpoot, attempted to reason with him to no avail. "Him say sheep defiled..unclean. Must kill all."Sniffumpoot says.
Authorities are puzzled by one of the sheep carcasses which appears to be a wolf skin inside a sheep skin. Samples have been sent to the state forensic lab for dna testing. The female sheep did appear to have been 'violated'.
Ten Beers was last seen running, spear in hand,screaming "Me burn Memphis pitstop to ground" toward the town of Cherokee. Citizens are advised to be on the look out for this individual. He is apparently armed and may be dangerous. More on this story as it unfolds.
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