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Originally posted by Cerridwen:
A meet & greet for singles only. All ages will be welcome. Do a BBQ or open to suggestions. Live music, hopefully great food, on the river for people who want to have fun in the sun.


are you cute? do you look good in a swim suit? if so then i may be persuaded to attend! a few extra pounds may not be a bad thing. i tend to be a chubby chaser and you i think you may be my type!!! Big Grin
hey george, i like all women. big ones are my specialty. more cushion..... well you know what i mean. hahahaha. i was at Pizza Marina the other night and saw a really sexy thing working there. dark hair and tall. and then there was this cute guy cooking pizza. Big Grin
i hate tiny skinny women. they are no fun and can bruise you with them bones poking out. Wink
Contact shimara. She sounds like a real fun gal! I assume you will pay for the live music. (not cheap) This sounds a lot like Magikalis's proposed pool party. All of those little perks cannot replace friendship! You are welcome to the down home get together at PM. There are a lot of clubs around here where you can go game hunting!
hey, what ego. i am the greatest thing in the shoals. it ain't bragging if you can back it up! i don't own a boat anymore. it sank from all the biguns i had on it. i can go get a barge if needed. how big you thing these women are gonna be. i like barges. they just move on down the river. lots of water moving on a barge. you remember when that paddle boat was down at mcfarland. i like papple boats. heck, i like paddlings. hehehe. i love the water. i also love pizza. wonder if anybody that will be there likes pizza. if it is really sunny i will have to go swimming. i like to swim. i just hate drama. wonder if anybody there likes drama.
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Originally posted by shimara12:
Hi Hairy (mind explaining that avatar. lol)
I might be interested. I'm single. I'm thin, but tall 5'10", so could you invite at least a few 6'ers? Smiler I have quite a few musician friends, what kind of music are you contemplating?


I didnt know that stacked it that tall lmao
i went out with a 6 one time. no fun. ugly people take the fun outta dating. no thanks no 6s. how bout some 10s. like bo derrik. no that is a sexy woman. do you know bo. bo knows football. i like football. wonder if we can play some touch football. anybody there a laywer. don't like lawyers much. to much sueing. hey you know sue. is she coming? i like sue.
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Originally posted by hairy:
i went out with a 6 one time. no fun. ugly people take the fun outta dating. no thanks no 6s. how bout some 10s. like bo derrik. no that is a sexy woman. do you know bo. bo knows football. i like football. wonder if we can play some touch football. anybody there a laywer. don't like lawyers much. to much sueing. hey you know sue. is she coming? i like sue.


OK, I'm scared. If you are going to be there I'm not after that last post. Did you skip you meds today or what?
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Originally posted by shimara12:

OK, I'm scared. If you are going to be there I'm not after that last post. Did you skip you meds today or what?


why are you scared of a stuffed animal. hahahaha well, i guess anyway to not be seen is good. hahahaha. i do not require meds. they are for schizophrenics. i only know one and you may be her and not even know it! Wink
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Originally posted by earthmomma:
Contact shimara. She sounds like a real fun gal! I assume you will pay for the live music. (not cheap) This sounds a lot like Magikalis's proposed pool party. All of those little perks cannot replace friendship! You are welcome to the down home get together at PM. There are a lot of clubs around here where you can go game hunting!

Who is Shimara? Sorry, you missed the pool party, Earth. We had the pool party, where were you. I'm not Shimara.
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Originally posted by magikalis:
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Originally posted by earthmomma:
Contact shimara. She sounds like a real fun gal! I assume you will pay for the live music. (not cheap) This sounds a lot like Magikalis's proposed pool party. All of those little perks cannot replace friendship! You are welcome to the down home get together at PM. There are a lot of clubs around here where you can go game hunting!

Who is Shimara? Sorry, you missed the pool party, Earth. We had the pool party, where were you. I'm not Shimara.


Have we met? Were you at the meeting in Phil Campbell?
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Originally posted by George Sand:
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Originally posted by earthmomma:
A boy named Sue?


Is Surreal a guy? OMG I thought Nola was a girl for a long time and then Flo told me who he was and I realized I knew him!


Uh, if you're talking about me, I'm definitely a woman. And all this time I thought half of you knew who I was!

Carry on. :-)
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Originally posted by hairy:
hey, what ego. i am the greatest thing in the shoals. it ain't bragging if you can back it up! i don't own a boat anymore. it sank from all the biguns i had on it. i can go get a barge if needed. how big you thing these women are gonna be. i like barges. they just move on down the river. lots of water moving on a barge. you remember when that paddle boat was down at mcfarland. i like papple boats. heck, i like paddlings. hehehe. i love the water. i also love pizza. wonder if anybody that will be there likes pizza. if it is really sunny i will have to go swimming. i like to swim. i just hate drama. wonder if anybody there likes drama.


weirder and weirder
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Originally posted by George Sand:
Singles only? Oh well. I'm happily married. Guess that leaves me out. Smiler

Hairy, I didn't know you liked big gals.


If you are happily married, why are you still on this thread. This is for singles only, young/old, skinny/big, fun-loving singles only. So now you don't have any reason to be on this thread. So please get off with all your insults.
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Originally posted by shimara12:
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Originally posted by southernsally:
What if I am married but wish I was single would I still be welcome to attend? I could bring my husband who is also married but wishes that he was single.


Maybe you could stop by after your appointment with your marriage counselor.


Singles only. Don't want any problems with married couples. Surely, Southern, you don't want any single ladies hitting on your husband unless you are a swinger, than that is another greet & meet for swingers only thread.
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