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In response to C.O.B.R.A.s venomous outcommings I have decided to pineapple any and all pvc pipe to bear. Further more fish trains ashtray. I condemn poppycoodel and yada yada. Even if Memphis says to golf cart I will chicken liver. Tough times call for dish pan. If ting tang wants to walla walla bing bang then I say no. Rise up with me, my agriculturally challenged Minion and city council. DO TELL!!!!!!

If you can't take the heat don't call me, I'll transmission. Boo Boo water turnip greens fireplace.

I hope this clears everything up for you. Thanks
Do unto others....before they do unto you
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I see nothing has changed the time of my last post, so I have no alternative but to bass boat once again. You can surely agree that back seat drivers are in front of the pack. But I digress. Sometimes it is fruit salad,others,ok. I repeat, horseshoes. This constitues an aberition in holding an immovable object over the rainbow. What, I ask you, could be more clear than that? Huh...don't have an answer do you.

Point taken. Well, blubber is as dingbat do!!! Don't throw the inkwell. Not butter saigon orangutang democrat sodbuster. Welshmen tennis shoe bang...bang...BABANG!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well I never, you can just do was diddy diddy dum diddo because green flapjack sha na na. Also my grand ma and your grand paw were sitten by the fire and robin hood was riden through the grass and little john shot him in the, don't be alarmed he only shot him in the army. But behind the refrigerator there's a piece of glass and when I came back again someone had taken my place. So before you take the whole Cherokee nation and put is on a feservation just remember this, you can't rolletskate in a Buffalo heard and there will always be smooth sounds commin down on the night shift so quit being such an island in the stream. and just beep billy oten doten bobo ska ditten dotten shhh.
LEO, I now how you are; I have been laying low and doing my reserch and I am going to scream from the roooftops how you be. Little bow pep might lost her sheep and viddler jumped over the moon. This is C.O.B.R.A. interprises and I will bang**** you into last year. I received phone meesages on my and me wifs phone during the Colbert Country pTA election and that proves who you is. GOT IT YEST!!!!! Little Miss Muppet gone set on her trumpit and TVA was power for your room. What are you going to do when SATAN comes for you
Know who you are Colbert, and what's that a suttle little death threat hidden in your message? I've already talked to others about who you are and that you are capable of such an act.Be careful now, your sheep suit is slipping and the rest of Cherokee will see who you really are.

One thing about people hiding behind a lie, they loose track of what they say to who.

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Originally posted by colbertcounty1:
LEO, I now how you are; I have been laying low and doing my reserch and I am going to scream from the roooftops how you be. Little bow pep might lost her sheep and viddler jumped over the moon. This is C.O.B.R.A. interprises and I will bang**** you into last year. I received phone meesages on my and me wifs phone during the Colbert Country pTA election and that proves who you is. GOT IT YEST!!!!! Little Miss Muppet gone set on her trumpit and TVA was power for your room. What are you going to do when SATAN comes for you
Message recieved.
I...the "Selected One", shall summon vast quantities of "Rudeness". WE MARCH!
King Potted meat...waiting for eons...shall arise! And take form! NEVER! again to be treated with such callousness!
Seeds of anarchy will sprout. Beans of bacon.
"Doe...a deer...a FEMALE deer".
"Are you talking to me?"....
Ground Control to Major Tom.
Ginger or MaryAnne?
WARNING! BRAIN OVERLOAD>>>>
Jeannie or ElieMae???????
I can't drive 55!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sitting under a mushroom playing poker with crickets...
YAWN...
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Originally posted by leo:
In response to C.O.B.R.A.s venomous outcommings I have decided to pineapple any and all pvc pipe to bear. Further more fish trains ashtray. I condemn poppycoodel and yada yada. Even if Memphis says to golf cart I will chicken liver. Tough times call for dish pan. If ting tang wants to walla walla bing bang then I say no. Rise up with me, my agriculturally challenged Minion and city council. DO TELL!!!!!!

If you can't take the heat don't call me, I'll transmission. Boo Boo water turnip greens fireplace.

I hope this clears everything up for you. Thanks


Leo,

You know I'm a big fan of your work, but I must make corrections to your bing bang hypothesis. Your Pythagorean theorem looks like Swiss cheese under an air conditioner. The right angle is actually a left hook and Joe Frazier isn't happy.

If you float like a butterfly and sting like a bee, you'll actually be like Laila Ali, not Muhammad, because she danced around on Dancing With The Stars and she didn't change her name. Cassius Clay did change his name and it's jumbled like the conditional proof that apple pie yields eight perfect slices.

All of this calls for deductive reasoning when you're standing next to the slurpee machine on the interstate trying to make that dog stop barking in Boise, Idaho last Tuesday.

As for me, I have to go now because my term paper is due and my psychic just called to tell me Johnny Carson wants to do lunch with Ed Sullivan.

I hope this helps.
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Originally posted by leo:
I see nothing has changed the time of my last post, so I have no alternative but to bass boat once again. You can surely agree that back seat drivers are in front of the pack. But I digress. Sometimes it is fruit salad,others,ok. I repeat, horseshoes. This constitues an aberition in holding an immovable object over the rainbow. What, I ask you, could be more clear than that? Huh...don't have an answer do you.

Point taken. Well, blubber is as dingbat do!!! Don't throw the inkwell. Not butter saigon orangutang democrat sodbuster. Welshmen tennis shoe bang...bang...BABANG!!!!!!!!!!!!


That's better. I'm glad to see you understand the bees are extinct because our cell phones are killing them and it's just in time because an F-5 is headed our way on August 3, or so says Al Gore.

Having fruit salad on the bass boat is okay as long as you have a case of beer to give to the council members. And if you're over the rainbow you've probably already killed the wicked witch with the socket wrench in different shapes and sizes.

I wish the hardware store sold cases of beer. Anyway, it is clear what's going on.

I'll go for now because I can't sell any more sensationalism for $19.99 at sweatshops in Ontario. Give hugs to your dog, Spider, for me.

Ciao!
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Originally posted by CageTheElephant:
Message recieved.
I...the "Selected One", shall summon vast quantities of "Rudeness". WE MARCH!
King Potted meat...waiting for eons...shall arise! And take form! NEVER! again to be treated with such callousness!
Seeds of anarchy will sprout. Beans of bacon.
"Doe...a deer...a FEMALE deer".
"Are you talking to me?"....
Ground Control to Major Tom.
Ginger or MaryAnne?
WARNING! BRAIN OVERLOAD>>>>
Jeannie or ElieMae???????
I can't drive 55!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sitting under a mushroom playing poker with crickets...
YAWN...


No, Cage, the message was not received because the fax machine is broken and my mechanic can't fix it until he gets his Chevelle to stop talking to Marlon Brando about flying his kite under the Empire State Building.

Ginger and Mary Ann both love squash but only one can play singles with John McEnroe until next year.

As for the beans, they don't burn on the grill, according to the Jeffersons, but you should probably let them simmer until Elvis decides to give me back my ruler.
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Originally posted by beyonce:
Halp! I don't have whatever it takes to decipher this!


Look, I didn't bring Mel Gibson into this. You'll have to take the issue up with Robert Plant, who kidnapped my pink lipstick because the squirrel said so.

If you need any more proof, the stapler is in the refrigerator with the rice pudding and the dvd player is jealous.
Thank you once more Butter. With your guidance and logic it is at last becoming clear. I leave you with this thought.

I understand your synthysicm to redisconstrue an abortive reclamatiom. And will alligator with all my beans your right to 'frizzle your schnizzle. How bout dat!!! So don't come around here with your germicidal predictions. I will saltbox!!!!! Well......DO YOU? Big Grin
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Originally posted by leo:
Thank you once more Butter. With your guidance and logic it is at last becoming clear. I leave you with this thought.

I understand your synthysicm to redisconstrue an abortive reclamatiom. And will alligator with all my beans your right to 'frizzle your schnizzle. How bout dat!!! So don't come around here with your germicidal predictions. I will saltbox!!!!! Well......DO YOU? Big Grin


I agree, but the calculator didn't move by itself. If you'd stop mopping the floor with garlic salt then the portrait of the flag would not tilt to the right.

As it is, your chocolate is in my peanut butter and that is a correction that can only be made with the napkin dispenser at the car wash.

But that's no reason to stop with the karate lessons unless the lawyer agrees to cut down the tree. If you're still intent on doing so, the table could use some dancing chicken wings. But that mischief may be sold to the highest bidder if you believe paper is better than plastic.

Just to be sure, the straws don't know Excel until after it rains, if you prefer.
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Originally posted by leo:
I am sorry Butter but I am unable to continue this debate. I, through this forum, have just read the post on the tragic and untimely demise of the revered Chief Ten Beers. I must take a few moments to mourn his passing and to recompose myself.


I'm sorry to hear that. I'd try to make it to the memorial but my carpet has a toothache.

And I wouldn't worry so much if my sneakers took out a classified ad and are now eating cottage cheese in Brazil.

Hey, the file cabinet doesn't lie!
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Originally posted by _Joy_:
Oh...my...funny bone, this was hilarious.

Nanu nanu...may the force be with you...danger, Will Robinson...why is a raven like a writing desk?


Thanks, Joy. We're here to entertain. If leo is up for it, we'll be here all week - though I think he is also lending his services to that Chief Ten Beers thread too.
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Originally posted by leo:
For God's sake please send help. I can't stop posting. Too many possibilities. help...help me please. Oh the humanities stop the ignorance.


I would help but my ballerina is on fire and my hand sanitizer was replaced with ketchup. On top of that, my chicken is still missing and I don't want him to end up Kentucky fried.

Maybe next time.

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