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Originally posted by leo:
In response to C.O.B.R.A.s venomous outcommings I have decided to pineapple any and all pvc pipe to bear. Further more fish trains ashtray. I condemn poppycoodel and yada yada. Even if Memphis says to golf cart I will chicken liver. Tough times call for dish pan. If ting tang wants to walla walla bing bang then I say no. Rise up with me, my agriculturally challenged Minion and city council. DO TELL!!!!!!
If you can't take the heat don't call me, I'll transmission. Boo Boo water turnip greens fireplace.
I hope this clears everything up for you. Thanks
Leo,
You know I'm a big fan of your work, but I must make corrections to your bing bang hypothesis. Your Pythagorean theorem looks like Swiss cheese under an air conditioner. The right angle is actually a left hook and Joe Frazier isn't happy.
If you float like a butterfly and sting like a bee, you'll actually be like Laila Ali, not Muhammad, because she danced around on Dancing With The Stars and she didn't change her name. Cassius Clay did change his name and it's jumbled like the conditional proof that apple pie yields eight perfect slices.
All of this calls for deductive reasoning when you're standing next to the slurpee machine on the interstate trying to make that dog stop barking in Boise, Idaho last Tuesday.
As for me, I have to go now because my term paper is due and my psychic just called to tell me Johnny Carson wants to do lunch with Ed Sullivan.
I hope this helps.