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Startling accusations have surfaced today from HuffandPuff reporter, Rachel Maddog, the thesbian offspring of Chris Matthews and Joye Behar, about Gov. Romney, the Republican candidate for President of the United States.

According to sources close to this reporter, Governor Romney, along with his wife, are alleged to have committed a felony pursuant to Article 42.15 of the Househould Statue passed by BArney Frank in 2009.  Romney and his wife, according to informants, were seen cutting the tags from a king size, quilted top mattress, which they purchased last year.  When approached about this crime, Romney commented..."it was causing me irritation and I could not sleep at night."

Sources close to Barney Frank, the author of the original bill, say that Mr. Frank was utterly stuttering his speech as he condemned Romney for these actions.  "I want to see him burn in Hell for this.  That label was placed there for a reason!" he said.  "This is America and that was placed there by Union labor, and was meant to remain there."

As we understand it, police have been dispatched to the Romney residence to collect him and Mrs. Romney for further questioning. More details will either emerge, or be made up, as we here at HuffandPuff research this crime.

Rachel Maddog can be reached at Ihaveawalletonachain@crazedlunatic.com

 

Hillary in 2016?  Why not?  We've already had one "girly man" serving in office for the past 7 years, we might as well give her chance as well!

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