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WILSON, WY — Former Vice President **** Cheney, who famously started two wars in the Middle East and shot a dude in the face while hunting, now says Donald Trump is the greatest threat America has ever faced.

"Donald Trump is an evil reprobate and a big meanie, and a danger to our Constitutional rights," growled the retired politician who orchestrated the brutal torture of hundreds of detainees who were held without trial. "We must make sure he never gets elected to office again. And also, vote for my daughter, Liz."

Political consultants applauded Liz Cheney for her brilliant move of tapping one of the most hated politicians in history to help boost her political chances. Initial polling indicates her approval has climbed .0000002 percentage points since **** Cheney's statement.

"If there's a singular figure universally adored by every hard-working American, it's **** Cheney," said a spokesperson for the campaign. "We are grateful for his endorsement, and look forward to seeing her represent the citizens of Wyoming."

Trump was quick to respond to Cheney's statement, saying "Poor little **** Cheney! He's so mad that I got elected president instead of him. Boo hoo! Maybe he should stop shooting dudes in the face! Sorry, ****!"

At publishing time, Liz Cheney's approval dipped again after her Dad accidentally shot another dude in the face.

Desperation met stupidity on the corner of bad luck and despair, and the democratic party was born.

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The only miserable ones are you sad sack liberals. Not a day goes by that you aren't crying about something. You only live to be "offended". Must really stink to be you old man, waking up every day looking for something to cry about and knowing your very existence hinges on being angry and upset about something. No matter how ridiculous or minor the event, you liberals gather among yourselves and manage to blow it up all out of proportion  and then start caterwauling about it. It is disgusting and pitiful.

Liberals be like:

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The only miserable ones are you sad sack liberals. Not a day goes by that you aren't crying about something. You only live to be "offended". Must really stink to be you old man, waking up every day looking for something to cry about and knowing your very existence hinges on being angry and upset about something. No matter how ridiculous or minor the event, you liberals gather among yourselves and manage to blow it up all out of proportion  and then start caterwauling about it. It is disgusting and pitiful.

Liberals be like:



If you ever want to know what Republicans are up to, just ask them to describe "what the Democrats are doing".  Republicans think everyone acts just like them. Take this post for example.... you ever seen someone whine and cry about someone/something so darn much.

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