quote:Originally posted by geddon97:Why I remember the first time I had a flashback.There I was working part time for old man Coppett`s miniature Cattle ranch.You see old man Coppett raised the finest dwarf angus steers in all of Sand Mountain.Very skittish creatures those dwarf cattle.Why I remember one time a tractor back fired and nearly a thousand of them went on a stampede!Luckily I was wearing a brand new pair of hip waders which protected my ankles from some very serious bruising.But that`s besides the point.Well I was on south side of his 2 acre plot(You see dwarf cattle don`t take up a lot of space..being dwarf and all)When I suddenly found myself on a t.v. sound stage.Where was I?How did I get here?Why am I wearing women`s clothing?My mind was full of questions.Then in the midst of my self introspection I felt a sinister presence in the room.Fear gripped at my heart.How could I escape?What if it saw me?..What if it wanted to cuddle?There in the distance an exit sign.I had to be quick.So I dashed for the door but WAIT!!!The dress i was wearing was not meant for such things and I tumbled to the ground.As I slowly rolled over to get back on my feet I heard it.A voice that that made my heart rise to my throat.A voice that any mortal man would flee from.Slowly I heard the words "I love yo...Wait another message from the dark one...Yes...Yes...Well I kind of like Muse but right now I`m really into the asteroids galaxy tour....They`re Swedish....That`s no way to talk about the swedes!...But....But...Wait what was i talking about?quote:Originally posted by shimara12:quote:Originally posted by geddon97:
I remember the first time I took ritalin.There I was on top of the old Blake school building Throwing little dill pickles to my disciples when Mrs. Gaskins scaled the old brick wall(she was a mountain climber during the great war) and wrestled me down off the building.Thus I was taken to the principals office for my interrogation.They tried everything to break me.100 sentences,detention,cleaning erasers,sitting next to Modean Gunch(Modean had a slight perspiration problem)and last but not least the dreaded (eek)paddling.But they could not break my spirit.Then finally Mrs.Gaskins offered me a homemade Reeses peanut butter cup.At first I was hesitant.I had heard stories of children who had fallin for such trickery.But the lure of the heavenly combination of sweet,sweet milk chocolate and oh so creamy peanut butter was too much to resist.So i hungrily took the precious morsel.Oh the the myriad of flavors that danced in my mouth.Long had I waited to savor this piece of heaven on earth.But something was different.I couldn`t put my finger on it but there was a new ingredient in the mix.Something I had not tasted before.Kind of crunchy,Then everything started slowing down.Words were slower and at a lower pitch.Math became more clear to me.Gasp I `ve been tric......Wait another message from the dark one...No...No...Well not today....yes I have seen the breakfast song...i know it`s hilarious......I usually eat a bagel in the morning.....I put goobers peanut butter and jelly on mine...It`d delicious...You should try it....Wait what was I talking about?
purple haze-he's having a flashback!
Scary man. I don't have to worry about running into you at SFM on Flor. Blvd. do I?
March 21st at 4:30pm! 
Take reba -gail and monet with you , that will be easy huh ? 