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Jose and Carlos are panhandlers......They panhandle in different areas of town.

Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 8 - 9 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?".

Jose says, .... "Look at your sign, what does it say"?

Carlos sign reads, 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'

Jose says, "No wonder you only get $8 - 9 dollars."

Carlos says... "So what does your sign say?"

Jose shows Carlos his sign...... It reads, 'I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico !'
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Just Wed. in the Court House parking lots, as I talking to a lady as we going to our cars, a man -" black ", "white" , "red" or "yellow" I will not say so not to Offend anyone, walked over to me & I ask if I was a Pastor, & said oh no sir i am not, then he said he was homeless, was a disabled old vet & said he was so hungry & had been crying, he ask if I could give him some money ? I ask so you say you are hungry & haven't eaten in two days, so I ask him if he knew where the Smoke House Pool Room was, he said yes Sir, I told him I was going there & would pay for him a lunch, as he walked in that direction , we watched him , he got a little ways & turned & went down the street, so yes I go to eat & waited, he never showed up .
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Originally posted by vick13:
Frankly, the joke is an anti-illegal alien joke, not an anti Hispanic or whatever joke.


ok, vick's gonna have to start explaining all her posts...
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FUNNY Good one Vick. Some people can't see humor. Must be miserable to get their panties in a wad over a joke!!!

and you, justa, have probably 'justa'-fended the undergarment industry (those garments don't 'wad'!)
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somebody please print out the list of proper rules for writing!!....we sure do waste a lotta space on here...

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