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quote:Originally posted by thenagel:
Veep, b50m, jank, and Puppy, you'll also prolly get a chuckle.
and no one cares what TheBill or buffalo think.
quote:Originally posted by vplee123:
Nagel- did you forget to add the attachment?!
quote:Originally posted by vplee123:
Nagel- did you forget to add the attachment?!
quote:Originally posted by Jankinonya:
I prayed to the great one last night for help with a lasagna, he answered like always and I fed my family with his carby goodness.
Oh great one that art in my belly,
Pasta be thy name,
Live long and Pasta!
quote:Originally posted by semiannualchick:quote:Originally posted by Jankinonya:
I prayed to the great one last night for help with a lasagna, he answered like always and I fed my family with his carby goodness.
Oh great one that art in my belly,
Pasta be thy name,
Live long and Pasta!
Maybe I should start praying to him. He would probably answer where God doesn't answer at all.
He just slaps me with one more problem.
quote:Originally posted by Ronnie P.:
God doesn't like fat chicks either.
quote:Originally posted by Jankinonya:
I prayed to the great one last night for help with a lasagna, he answered like always and I fed my family with his carby goodness.
Oh great one that art in my belly,
Pasta be thy name,
Live long and Pasta!
quote:Originally posted by Ronnie P.:God doesn't like fat chicks either.
I'm here all week.
quote:Originally posted by themax:
Ronniep, that was totally UNCALLED FOR
quote:Originally posted by Everlasting G
Well, actually, the Lord calls upon the Christian to give grief to non believers and heathens. In fact, He often commands that His followers slaughter entire towns and gives His Children permission to kidnap and rape the virgins (meaning anyone older than 13) and take them for their own.
quote:Originally posted by Jankinonya:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Ronnie P.:God doesn't like fat chicks either.
I'm here all week.[/QUO
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Are you an atheist? You must be. Bill, rram/buffalo and grbk all say that only the atheist on this forum call people names and ridicule them.
No jank I'm a fat ass myself
If you are an atheist, then I would like to take this opportunity to tell you that we don't want you. Only those individuals that have some kind of intelligence are welcome.
buffalo is this what your talking about?
quote:Originally posted by semiannualchick:quote:Originally posted by Everlasting G
Well, actually, the Lord calls upon the Christian to give grief to non believers and heathens. In fact, He often commands that His followers slaughter entire towns and gives His Children permission to kidnap and rape the virgins (meaning anyone older than 13) and take them for their own.
Yep...sounds like someone that really loves us, don't it?
quote:Originally posted by Everlasting Godstopper:quote:Originally posted by themax:
Ronniep, that was totally UNCALLED FOR
Well, actually, the Lord calls upon the Christian to give grief to non believers and heathens. In fact, He often commands that His followers slaughter entire towns and gives His Children permission to kidnap and rape the virgins (meaning anyone older than 13) and take them for their own.
Calling someone a fatty seems pretty tame in comparison.
quote:Originally posted by Not Shallow Not Slim:
Jank,
I look forward to services with you one of these days.
With a bit of holy Chianti and some garlic bread, of course.
Best,
nsns
quote:Originally posted by Everlasting Godstopper:
Well, actually, the Lord calls upon the Christian to give grief to non believers and heathens. In fact, He often commands that His followers slaughter entire towns and gives His Children permission to kidnap and rape the virgins (meaning anyone older than 13) and take them for their own.
quote:Originally posted by thenagel:
chapter and verse please, so i can see what you're talking about, thx...
quote:Originally posted by Jankinonya:
Others will say it is your choice if you go to heaven or hell.
Apparently god makes the same kind of deals convenience store burglars do. Do what I tell you and no body gets hurt
Its still a choice, just not a very good one.
Now, my god the great speghetti monster in the sky, allows me all kinds of choices. I can have macaroni, linguine, raviolis, with a multitude of sauces.
That's what I call love.
quote:Originally posted by Not Shallow Not Slim:
Jank,
I look forward to services with you one of these days.
With a bit of holy Chianti and some garlic bread, of course.
Best,
nsns
Please try to be tolerant. 
quote:Originally posted by gbrk:
Pastafaian .. My first thought was I'll see it in the next episode of Lord of the Rings. I'm sure those animators, used in that trilogy, could come up with something very constructive and creative for the hobbits to combat but then the ring was destroyed so guess Lord of the Rings is out.
There has been a hot rumor in the entertainment news that there is a fourth Ghostbuster's movie in the works. Then the question is will it be a cross between Chef Boy R D and the Ghostbuster's Stay Puff Marshmallow Boy? Will Dr. Vinkman get Marinara'd or Alfredo'd? I personally still like the Frankenstein remake where that hunchback guy got the brain from the Jar marked, as he said it, Abby Normal someone.
Don't Cross the Streams, Gozer is still lurking and I don't care if she did have gymnastic type moves ... she was a real looker with that spiked hair so bring her back also maybe she can ride in on Pastafairan but then as slim and trim as she was I doubt she's the pasta kind of god. Back to the Stay Puff Marshmallow Boy now he's got the gut for a pasta eating kind of deity or maybe just all of Olive Garden's "never-ending" pasta bowls will converge and evolve into Pastafaian.
