Although not complete, here are a few tips gleaned from internet and other sources....
If you are still here after May 21...
Do not drink any Kool-Aid if you did not prepare it yourself.
Disregard any “rapture” churches which ask you to agree to yearly contributions or have pamphlets detailing summer events.
If spaceships begin to appear in the sky, do not flee to L.A. Tom Cruise and Will Smith are actors and cannot help you.
Do not approach zombies even if you know them. That is not your Aunt Edna and she doesn’t want a hug ... she wants your brains.
Do not listen to any “preachers” who insist god is talking directly to them.
To fully prepare yourself for life without power, gas or computers, please obtain a copy ofThe Amish Guide to Living.
U.S. currency and electronic devices will not be useful post-rapture. keep this in mind when writing out your “to-loot” list.
Not everyone is aware U.S. currency will be worthless. Keep this in mind when directing others to the “best looting places.”
Do not approach Paul McCartney or Elvis ... we have still not determined if either are alive or will be returning as zombies.
The old adage is true ... you don’t have to run fast, just faster than the guy who was ahead of you.
Do not kill other people when looting and rioting this will only increase the zombie population.
Raid will not kill the swarms of locusts, although recent testing indicates that Axe Body Spray will disintegrate them.
If you do not own firearms, make sure to locate a god-fearing neighbor who does.
If you see a Man eating guitars, not bars...or cars, you can be pretty sure he's not from Earth.
With Zombies...aim for the head.
Contrary to what every zombie movie has shown, DO NOT go over to a Zombie to check if it is dead. Another head shot should do the trick.
Do not let those in charge apply "the mark" to your head. You will be doomed forever!
Instead, make sure you have a "Sharpie" ( You can apply a "fake" mark just like you did when you signed your Moms name on report cards)
Disco will STILL not be cool.