A relitively old species of sheep thought to be extinct has re surfaced in Cherokee. After finding some in this forum we have come to the determination that they are rabid. This reporter has come to this conclusion based on many facts gathered in here in this forum left over the past few months and from phone messages left on his phone during the Colbert County sherrifs elections and on his wife's phone . The diagnosis of rabies comes from the observation that these sheep have begun to stop eating the Cherokee town council for lunch and have begun turning on each other. The reason I say this is because after many rabid attacks on me in here, one of them told me exactly who Colbert Country 1 really is and after much research and recall of things said by the person she named, I have come to the acceptance that it is indeed that person. AND Cherokee, You might just be shocked at who HE is! Then again maybe not. Also I have learned who Cherokee reporter is. I told you vishious, venomous little snakes in here that your sins will be shouted from the rooftops, and that is in your Bible. Now back to this group of sheep. One was found dead on the side of north Pike and taken to the County Coreners office for autopsy. Prleminary investigation has revieled that the beast was killed by the fact that the SHEEP SUIT it was wearing, accidently slipped over its eyes and blinded it to an on coming Semi. Yes I did say sheep suit. After further forensic investigation it was discovered that this animal ,one of many living amongst the good citizens of Cherokee was actually a full grown WOLF. The driver of the Simi said it, (HIS TRUCK NOT THE WOLF THINGY ), was owned by C.O.B.R.A. Interprises, A well known business that has been in many cities in many states of America and in Germany, Japan, Hondouras, Korea and other places throughout the world. C.O.B.R.A. Interprises specialises in setting up shop in a city they have been sent to and commemces operations by getting involved in the community government. Then at the same times throws out bait in order to find persons responsible for contention in the city and defimation. Well enough about C.O.B.R.A. Interprisrs. Back to the story. But wait, we want to send our a big hello to Ms. A.R. good luck in your life and we here at C.O.B.R.A. hope you find the internal peace and tranquility you so desperately need. Any way, It appears the Sheepwolf thingy was on recon to gather more smutt on the Cherokee Council Members And this simi, seemingly coming from nowhere, plowed right over it. The simi driver said they were trained to lay low, collect information and forward it's to the main headquarters where all info is put together like a jigsaw puzzle in order to get the names right, then the simi decenter elemination trucks are sent out to mow them down. So news readers, the C.O.B.R.A. has decided to raise it's head. Sence the two tribes in Cherokee refuse to work things out, there is beginning to be the emergance of a third even greater tribe that will engulf the two smaller tribes, the C.O.B.R.A.Initiative. I gave all of you ampel time to cease and decest but you would not. A new day is now dawning for Cherokee.
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