Ok, guys, never, ever again can we just calmly accept being called rednecks because we are from Alabama. We just got back from the "redneck cruise extraordinaire".
"formal dress" apparently means wearing a teeshirt with only half your fat belly hanging out (for both sexes) and you're never fully dressed without a jailhouse tattoo on your neck (also both sexes).
And, of course, I did an informal poll. Most of the bunch was from, in descending order:
1. Mississippi
2. Arkansas
3. Kentucky
4. Tennessee
5. Alabama
6. Georgia (those were the ones who rode behind us on a 2 1/2 hr bus trip and did NOT TAKE ONE BREATH BETWEEN WORDS)
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