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Revelation Prophecy about gulf oil spill

I saw the waters and there were long worms in it from the top to the bottom.
One worm broke into many pieces. The earth opened and the Crud escaped from it's prison.
The Crud marched northward towards the southern land and entered the southern land.
The inhabitants had much fear and anger and asked who is able to stop the Crud?

The King of the whole land came and talked to the princes of the southern land.
He moved his lips and spake falsehoods and set up overseers.
He appointed the' keeper of the coast' and the 'king of the worm' to fight the Crud.
They fornicated together and formed an unholy union.

The King of the whole land returned to his throne
and left the princes of the southern land to their own devices.
The princes devised weapons to fight the Crud and all the inhabitants of the
southern land joined together.

The fornicators did not help them nor did the King of the whole land.
The unholy union fought against the princes of the southern land and vexed them

The inhabitants of the southern land all spake as one
and caused the King of the whole land to lose his power and throne.
One of the princes of the southern land shown brighter than the rest because of his bravery against the Crud. He became King of the whole land and the Crud was defeated.
The Kajon ruled wisely for a double time and the southern land prospered, again.

Revelation 13:19-25
Saved from WHAT? LOL...Not being bukakke'd with STUPID on a weekly basis?- road puppy
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The King of the whole land came and talked to the princes of the southern land.
He moved his lips and spake falsehoods and set up overseers.
He appointed the' keeper of the coast' and the 'king of the worm' to fight the Crud.
They fornicated together and formed an unholy union.


Oh, how the tabloids will relish this inevitable fulfillment.

I can hardly wait!

*pops some corn, breaks open a Heineken*

The King of the Whole Land being ________________? And the Princes of the Southern lands being ___________?

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! I only hope Roy Moore is one of the princes, but I don't want to see any pictures.

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