Road Puppy?...Spotted?

Ow. That poor lil' bike. I can hear it howling in pain from here.

That has gotta be a Bama Biscuit Bunny onna backa dat thing.

RP don't ride crotch-rockets and his ol' lady is not from the south.

Most women from the northeast wouldn't allow themselves to get in that kinda shape.

Mine is NO exception.  Oh yeah, and usually she rides her own bike.

 Dude. I'm the guy with flowing hair halfway to my ass and I'm usually in a 40 foot long, ten foot six inch high, nine foot wide distinctive bright yellow 14 ton vehicle that's just covered in flashing lights and packed with several different varieties of the coolest window-lickers ya ever saw.. Ya can't miss me (unless you're texting while yer driving. Nono.)

Yikes! That poor, poor bike!

 No fat chicks, yeah I know what that means had a hole burned in my fender from it!

RP don't ride crotch-rockets and his ol' lady is not from the south. Most women from the northeast wouldn't allow themselves to get in that kinda shape.

Not all women in the South is a Bama Biscuit Bunny. If you look around, alot of men have a gut overhanging their belt.

I know it for a fact, semi.   And I'm not one of those. I haven't got an ounce of fat on me that I don't absolutely need.

I didn't say they all were ROBMs-but the ones that aren't are usually hidin'. Either that or all the big ones are in the way.

I'm not just picking on the women-I'm an equal opportunity offender!

I saw a guy at the tobacco shop at the corner of 72 and Huntsville Rd. who got out of his truck and hadda pick up his paunch so he wouldn't step on it.

If he had a nickname, I'm quite sure it woulda been "Flap." (Oh, wait...I'm forgettin' where I am) Or maybe "Bubba."  Either way, his last name was more than likely "Jones."