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Yes, it's the Holiday season, and you know what that means.  It's time to pitch in and help the Minnesota orphans again.

 

To protect themselves against the bitter LA winters, they require thigh-high patent leather boots and fishnet stockings.  Poor things, dancing for men in clubs near the airport just doesn't cover all their bills.

 

Send A Dollar To DeepFat today.  It will get to the lonely orphans, one or two at a time, lovingly slipped into their winter-weight G strings.  Could you sleep tonight knowing you did not help?

 

Send A Dollar To DeepFat.

 

The Minnesota orphans will thank you.  I thank you.  Chinese businessmen thank you.

 

DF

Make time for great justice.  Expect us.

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Originally Posted by Kate Colombo:

I'm prepared send 10K in small bills if you will also accept four mutants that you can use in a sideshow to produce income for the poor orphans year round. The male of the group is shape shifter--he can be a dog, a sheep, a dinosaur--the possibilities are endless.

Kate, I'm not in a position to take Ken Ham's mutant babies into a circus sideshow.  Not that it would not be fun and profitable, I just don't have those chops.

 

DF

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