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If you are required to tell them your personal life to make a few pennies, not only is it a violation of the constitution of the US, which we violate everyday; and is still not policed; so why not do what I do and just say forget it, the truth is; they lose, you win outside.
THEY LOSE MONEY ALWAYS!
I dont care if you/dont do whatever, not mine or anyone elses business but I can tell you this:
There is more money to be made outside the clink than on the inside.
Why do you know the housing market and everything else has gone to ****
Have you ever had assumtions made for you before you take the urine test....
The first thing they do is give you a bottle too small to insert anything...
I then fiqure, they think I have been practicing and have enough skill now to hit the bottle opening at 20 paces without wasting a drop.
Then taking in to account my accuracy level, my bottle holding hand will be dry when I am finished.I know this, because they stuck me in a small room without a sink, water, or paper towels. Thus I have to either lick it off my fingers or wipe it on my new pair of pants and shirt that I bought for the interview.Now that is a hard choice.
When they do that I always insist on shaking their hand afterward.
Now you have to walk 100 yards balancing a small bottle full of pee because they did not give you the bottle cap to screw on top. I use to see men with the urine bottle like it was nitro.
Oh! Well! the things people do for $5.35 a hour.
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Originally posted by traderconnections:
Have you ever had assumtions made for you before you take the urine test....
The first thing they do is give you a bottle too small to insert anything...
I then fiqure, they think I have been practicing and have enough skill now to hit the bottle opening at 20 paces without wasting a drop.
Then taking in to account my accuracy level, my bottle holding hand will be dry when I am finished.I know this, because they stuck me in a small room without a sink, water, or paper towels. Thus I have to either lick it off my fingers or wipe it on my new pair of pants and shirt that I bought for the interview.Now that is a hard choice.
When they do that I always insist on shaking their hand afterward.
Now you have to walk 100 yards balancing a small bottle full of pee because they did not give you the bottle cap to screw on top. I use to see men with the urine bottle like it was nitro.
Oh! Well! the things people do for $5.35 a hour.


Now, reverse your thinking and try that being a female!!! lol
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Originally posted by Taciturn:
I once knew a man that got people to pee for him. He would pour what was in his bottle into their bottle when he got into the bathroom. Roll Eyes



Most of them have built in thermometers on them now. The tester will record the temperature of the urine. That is one way they have found that makes it harder for people to cheat.
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Originally posted by SHELDIVR:
Bud, the urine test are not scriptural. They are not sanctioned nor forbidden in the Bible and the Holy Scripture says to not add to or take away from the words contained in the Bible. Therefore, one must conclude that urine test are not scriptural.

I strongly support the concept of drug testing from a purely secular point of view.


Then I'm back on track and right there with you.
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Originally posted by budsfarm:
I quit taking urine tests when I retired.

Now that I find myself in agreement with PBA, I think it's time I took one.


Me too, good one PBS. I would like to stop taking them but I have had 5 "randoms" in 12 weeks! I was able to go to Iraq and back without even taking an initial which I thought was odd. I use the good for the goose good for the gander theroy on this. If we have to pee to pay the taxes people should have to pee to spend them.
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Originally posted by pintsize:
When I got hired at my current job, which happens to be with the U.S. Government, I had my credit checked, had to give fingerprints for a background check, they sent surveys out to my previous employers, neighbors and landlords from the past 5 years and even some character witnesses. However, the one thing they did not do is drug test. I was a little surprised that they went through this entire process and left that out. I guess I could smoke a joint everyday before work and that would be acceptable, but if I had bad credit then it would have been a deal breaker. Go figure...


USACE is the same way. I have not seen anyone turned down on credit alone though.
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Originally posted by Taciturn:
I once knew a man that got people to pee for him. He would pour what was in his bottle into their bottle when he got into the bathroom. Roll Eyes


Thats not much of a urine test, I am used to them looking at temp and specific gravity as the first two methods of detecting a false. Recently I had to have someone witness my UA, a little weird.

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