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Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi today announced that the Democrats
will change the country's emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it
more accurately reflects the new government's political stance. A
condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of Priques, and gives you a sense of
security while you're actually being screwed
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Originally posted by Reflecting One of the voices i:
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi today announced that the Democrats
will change the country's emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it
more accurately reflects the new government's political stance. A
condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of Priques, and gives you a sense of
security while you're actually being screwed
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Originally posted by EdEKit:

So help me, I would have guessed Aluminum Siding, or Fuel Economy boosters.[/QUOTE]

HAHAHAHA I Get it ...wow oh man you got me good...did you come up with that all by yourself....fuel economy boosters...wow thats a good burn...I get it too, it's like I dont have credibility...wow I have so been pwned...
wow what a rapier wit..you should be a writer you're like a comic genius.....I have been served....wow
But but but..I'm sorry I shoulda known better......maybe one day I will just differ judgement to other people who emanate common sense. I am actually a big oil baron really rich guy who beats down the struggling proletariat masses with my evil ways and sinister self...but thanks for the heads up...one day I will not have a dissenting opinion..(course the clouds will have just rolled back and I will be caught up quickly in the air) but thats another story......

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