This guy has the self-awareness of a mollusk.

No one, huh?

Oddly enough, just hours before Joe made this boast, OPEC shrugged off his plaintive pleas to pump more oil, choosing instead to cut oil production by 2 billion barrels.

No one?

This is the guy who lost a battle with the steps to Air Force One, for Pete’s sake.

Good grief, even his dog got the better of him and broke his foot.

Didn’t I just the other day point out that he’s the guy who, to use Joe’s potty-mouth phraseology, got ****** by the Taliban?

And here we are, yet again, watching this old doofus play the tough guy whom “no one ***** with” like we don’t have countless examples of Joe Biden getting ****** so often, he could open a Biden family brothel.

Seriously, this guy has the self-awareness of a mollusk.

As Jesse Kelly put it yesterday on Twitter:

“From fake stories fighting off razor gangs by the pool to telling everyone who makes him mad to ‘stop being a wise guy,’ it will never stop being funny that the 40 year politician thinks he’s Tony Spilotro.”

“No one ***** with a Biden.”

At this point, I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

Joe Biden has never had an accurate picture of himself. Never.

This isn’t senility. He’s always been an arrogant, puffed-up blowhard.

That’s not to say Biden’s senility doesn’t play an eensy part in this. He may not even remember getting ****** by Putin, OPEC, the Taliban, or even his dog. Sure, the OPEC thing happened just hours earlier. But with that soup-for-brains, that’s no guarantee that he remembered it.

Actually, he may not even be aware of what OPEC did. Who the **** knows what his handlers tell him at this point?

And that’s the other thing.

President “No one ***** with a Biden” gets ****ed on a daily basis by the people who are actually in charge of his administration.

The only way Joe’s ridiculous boast would have been remotely true is if he said, “No one ****s with a Biden nearly as hard as the people in my administration.”