yea. why stop?
allysmom (Guest)
we like it
finding isn't easy
what isn't easy?
allysmom (Guest)
finding a good
sincere person to
share time with
BECAUSE IT'S SILLY
allysmom (Guest)
nobody twists arm
just my opinion:-)
you're absolutely right,
but WE likesilly
Join us or
you'll be transported
to another thread
far far away
in an ambulance
driving very slowly
on the way
pulling over to
allysmom (Guest)
take care of
the forum ladies
allysmom (Guest)
and making them
do their famous
allysmom (Guest)
toe curling routine
while also doing
things that make
blood run cold
and other parts
want some attention
allysmom (Guest)
and we know
the parts are?
very nice to
enumerate alphabetically while
twidling our thumbs
allysmom (Guest)
but thats not
what gets twiddled
just mildly twaddled
and gently swaddled
making us giggle
when we twiddle
and get overheated
from being -----
allysmom (Guest)
from being what?
From being treated with a night on the town, eating at the Bronzeback, a soothing stress relief, time in the Jaccuzi, a very restful night at the newly awarded four star Marriott Shoals and breakfast in bed. (I'm sorry I could not get it all in three words!), Thanks for asking though.
allysmom (Guest)
sounds like fun
Add: And a backrub!
An aside, if men had any idea just WHAT ALL they could get with an occasional long (not that two minutes, pat, pat I'm done thing) backrub they would just be running us down to rub us. (In a good way, not a pervert in the grocery store aisle way.)
Stress relief=Massage
quote:From being treated with a night on the town, eating at the Bronzeback, a soothing stress relief, time in the Jaccuzi, a very restful night at the newly awarded four star Marriott Shoals and breakfast in bed. (I'm sorry I could not get it all in three words!), Thanks for asking though...and a backrub
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aside--the closest i've ever had to any that is Shoney's, or the sale barn, and a slap on the rear
...and i give a great backrub...
quote:Originally posted by (aka)PuckerupFrog:quote:From being treated with a night on the town, eating at the Bronzeback, a soothing stress relief, time in the Jaccuzi, a very restful night at the newly awarded four star Marriott Shoals and breakfast in bed. (I'm sorry I could not get it all in three words!), Thanks for asking though...and a backrub
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aside--the closest i've ever had to any that is Shoney's, or the sale barn, and a slap on the rear
...and i give a great backrub...
Don't complain...I once had a simple bucholic type invite me to funeral home opening.
I had one invite me to go with him to court for his divorce hearing.
Oh, wait. I married that one.
I went to my husband's wife's funeral.
When we met he was separated, but thought they had been married for 14 years. They had a license and the ceremony, but she had "forgotten" to divorce her first husband. We legally married, she filed for divorce from hubby #1 then was killed in a car wreck a few months later. Her family refused to accept that my husband was not her husband so they listed him as her husband in her obituary.
He went to the funeral for the kid's sake, but wouldn't go without me so i went.
Very strange, but civilized.
guess we all live in a soap opera at some point, eh?
When we met he was separated, but thought they had been married for 14 years. They had a license and the ceremony, but she had "forgotten" to divorce her first husband. We legally married, she filed for divorce from hubby #1 then was killed in a car wreck a few months later. Her family refused to accept that my husband was not her husband so they listed him as her husband in her obituary.
He went to the funeral for the kid's sake, but wouldn't go without me so i went.
Very strange, but civilized.
guess we all live in a soap opera at some point, eh?
allysmom (Guest)
What happened to
the three words?
we had intermission
allysmom (Guest)
Yea, I liked
can be relaxing
allysmom (Guest)
Are you having
shrimp and beer
allergic to shrimp
allysmom (Guest)
thats too bad
haven't always been
i miss shrimp
allysmom (Guest)
I love shrimp
fried, boiled...YUMMY!
allysmom (Guest)
It's all good...
ima catfish junkie
deviled crab's me
with lotta hushpuppies!
I love seafood
where's good place?
around here? none
can't go elsewhere
for nautical niceties
lifestyle doesn't allow
so this "3 word story" has become more of a 3 word conversation lacking proper syntax or any other grammatical laws, which defeats the purpose of supposedly making up a story, right?
1. YEP
2. That's
3. It
2. That's
3. It
allysmom (Guest)
no words necessary
allysmom (Guest)
Why don't you
count other words
allysmom (Guest)
not as fun
meant other should
allysmom (Guest)
not bother us
Apparently thid bother her. Let's mase her.
Hey, Pucker, IM me!
wow, July already?
allysmom (Guest)
my birthday soon
when is it?
allysmom (Guest)
I'll never tell
another year younger
come on, tell
30's or 40's?
allysmom (Guest)
over the hill
you can't be
allysmom (Guest)
will be 44
in ten years?
i wanna be
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