unexpectedly hits me
holding my breath
drenching with sweat
allysmom (Guest)
heart beating wildly
scaring me to
high heaven, so
forget the asprin!!!
sex cures headaches
marriage cures sex
CHOKES ON COFFEE (ROFLLLLLLLLLLL)
got that right (somebody call 9-1-1 for Kindred)
allysmom (Guest)
I gotta agree
What cures marriage?
I think divorce
that's kinda drastic
Sometimes it's fantastic
sometimes rather spastic
Fantastic it is
It's NOT drastic
allysmom (Guest)
It could be
Not at all
quote:What cures marriage?
sometimes being married....
can be "terminal"
divorce ain't terminal
.
How do you spell relief? d-i-v-o-r-c-e
divorce stops migraines
migraines stop sex
need sexual healing
sing it Marvin
when i get
allysmom (Guest)
up enough nerve
i'll dance with
allysmom (Guest)
that sexy man
who is he?
allysmom (Guest)
lips are sealed
plump juicy lips??
I can't dance
neither can i
quote:Originally posted by FirenzeVeritas:
marriage cures sex
If still married to my EX, I'd agree. HOWEVER...the 2nd time around: WOW!
Reality will prevail
allysmom (Guest)
Now, lets talk
What, about reality?
No, about O"Riley
allysmom (Guest)
no, no, no
awe come on
talking Radar O'Riley?
Walter "Radar" O'Riley?
of course...incoming!
got a twitcher
for Hotlips herself
somebody call Hawkeye
. He is probably
partying with Trapper
and Klinger is
with Nancy Grace
comparing their wardrobes
while Father Mulcahy
talks with Col.Potter
about strong drink
<remember that episode?...my favorite! It's when Father M is going to preach on the evils of strong drink but is nervous because Frank (left in charge) has made it mandatory that everyone go to church that day. So somebody (Klinger?) gives him a flask to calm his nerves...it's hilarious>
<remember that episode?...my favorite! It's when Father M is going to preach on the evils of strong drink but is nervous because Frank (left in charge) has made it mandatory that everyone go to church that day. So somebody (Klinger?) gives him a flask to calm his nerves...it's hilarious>
which he feels
can be dangerous
if not consumed
in large quantities
while sitting naked
and got caught
on the computer
keyboard in hand
and a drink
balanced on his
one major asset
standing at attention
without help from
Viagra or prosthetics
...making it natural (in the words of Dr. Hook)
when Sylvia's mother
walked in on
him,asking what
did Acculpuco Goldie
do to provoke
door to door
Fuller Brush men
and Playboy Bunnies
shaking their cotton
Just like Shakira
shake your whaaa?
shake? mine shimmy
like my sister
is she "attached"?
her name's Kate
Hi there kate
allysmom (Guest)
what happened to
shake shake shake ??
gives me whiplash
and also vertigo
especially when I
start spinning and..
trying to hold
onto my only
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