that she fakes
when she isn't
spitting on them
on her wedding
cake made by
little green men
( hey this thread is a year old now lol )
( hey this thread is a year old now lol )
with very large
hands and feet
"The better to..."
<think Little Red Riding Hood, the twisted version...haha>
<think Little Red Riding Hood, the twisted version...haha>
open the hatch
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to let the
lions roam free.
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so they can
find a mate
to procreate and
have baby lions
that the aliens
love to eat
or merely clone
because hamburgers aren't
just ugly vivisectionists
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but are really
a mad cow's
personal offering to
Eat more Chickin
and snow cream!
at your local
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chicken and snow
restaurant but don't
expect snow cream
in Alabama, but
there's great tea
over in Georgia
at the tea
room in Atlanta
hold the lemon
it is nasty
and it smells
like dirty feet
that have walked
on dog poop
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and ran to
venereal disease infested
executive offices across
<hee, hee>
<hee, hee>
Muscle Shoals area
not stopping to
read the directions
or ask questions
so shut up
and look at
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the dog that
sucked a lemon
and whistled Dixie
while he worked
his way up
Mount George gorge
to pick some
poison ivy for
that stinky cat
that can't keep
his claws off
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my brand new
homemade floursack drawers
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that has the
appliqued picture of
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granny in her
favorite Victoria Secret
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nightgown that she
bought on sale
in '08 -- 1908!
and was banned
for being obscene
That granny, she...
passed out cold!
She wakes to
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find her gown
torn to shreds
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so she ran
a personal ad
on ebay to
see if she
can get some
Nanny's Nighttime Knickers
aka Granny Panties
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because she can't
wear thongs anymore
on the beach
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because her butt
ripples with cellulite
and sags to
below the point
of surgical reconstruction
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so she has
devised a method
with an alcoholic
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to find out
if she can
get rid of
the fat cells
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that just won't
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