You will be
immediately introduced to
someone who looks
like their face
was hit by
quote:Originally posted by (aka)PuckerupFrog:
was hit by
a bluesmann bus
that's traveling toward
the nearest Hooters.
Hooters was closed
,because of a
protest by the
National Association of
flat chested broads
founded by Hillary
allysmom (Guest)
Clinton and her
husband Bills, harem
, Extremely Desperate Housewives.
The Bluesman bus
allysmom (Guest)
and its followers
headed back to
home,but not
allysmom (Guest)
before stopping at
Dandy's Package Store
to exchange their
allysmom (Guest)
empty wine bottles
for full bottles
This IS a hoot!! Here's our talented "work" so far:
One day, I went to the parade in downtown Florence without my glasses but managed to see the biggest, ugliest car full of redneck beer drinkers following a float decorated like a six pack with Skynyrd blaring from a replica of a hound. Everyone passed out drunk with their pants on, thank God. Rednecks on parade will embarrass their next of kin, they keep coming but they don’t know why they’re always tempted to act like a bunch of psychopathic bored forum lurkers, who have nothing else to do. Rednecks are so loud and proud, but are loyal to their drinking and to their southern hillbilly attitudes. They also love their pickup trucks, guns, and coondogs. If you mess up and say, “That your Momma?” you will be immediately introduced to someone who looks like their face was hit by a bluesman bus that’s traveling toward the nearest Hooters. Hooters was closed because of a protest by the National Association of Flat Chested Broads founded by Hillary Clinton and her husband Bill’s harem, Extremely Desperate Housewives. The Bluesman bus and its followers headed back to home, but not before stopping at Dandy’s Package Store to exchange their empty wine bottles for full bottles
One day, I went to the parade in downtown Florence without my glasses but managed to see the biggest, ugliest car full of redneck beer drinkers following a float decorated like a six pack with Skynyrd blaring from a replica of a hound. Everyone passed out drunk with their pants on, thank God. Rednecks on parade will embarrass their next of kin, they keep coming but they don’t know why they’re always tempted to act like a bunch of psychopathic bored forum lurkers, who have nothing else to do. Rednecks are so loud and proud, but are loyal to their drinking and to their southern hillbilly attitudes. They also love their pickup trucks, guns, and coondogs. If you mess up and say, “That your Momma?” you will be immediately introduced to someone who looks like their face was hit by a bluesman bus that’s traveling toward the nearest Hooters. Hooters was closed because of a protest by the National Association of Flat Chested Broads founded by Hillary Clinton and her husband Bill’s harem, Extremely Desperate Housewives. The Bluesman bus and its followers headed back to home, but not before stopping at Dandy’s Package Store to exchange their empty wine bottles for full bottles
allysmom (Guest)
Yes this is so fun....Lets keep it going or start a new one please.
quote:Originally posted by yankeewitch:
for full bottles
The wine was
allysmom (Guest)
very expensive ****
not being cheap
but wildcat is
Vina's Hiney Winery's
creme de-la creme
quote:Originally posted by (aka)PuckerupFrog:
creme de-la creme
with a feeling
he shouldn't-a had
quote:Originally posted by (aka)PuckerupFrog:
he shouldn't-a had
gotten pass me
dancing wildly with
quote:Originally posted by FatNoMo:
dancing wildly with
Gretchen and Swindlemaster2007
quote:Gretchen and Swindlemaster2007
while Little Egypt
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